mitch

So, night’s end?

Shallotment

A one way ticket to hell and back.
I’m right aren’t I.

She has a bit of Gina McKee about her (from Our Friends in the North)

SHOCK POLL: NIGEL FARAGE ‘WILL BE PM TOMORROW’ IN an amazing poll conducted by The Pointless Polling Company, it was revealed that voters' intentions may well change over the next three and a half years and at present it's 100 percent impossible to guess what the next government might look like. However, 99 percent of journalists agree that it would be much more fun if we had an election tomorrow and everybody resigned and everything was chaos and Farage had a go at being PM, just for the hell of it, because it was so much fun when Brexit happened and then the government kept falling every five minutes and we could write endless pieces about (cont. p94)

The brilliant @privateeyenews.bsky.social captures British journalists and political commentators in a nutshell over their Nigel Farage and Reform Party UK Ltd obsession.

Do you mean the bagpipes?

Doesn’t count.
John Vickery is from Bognor Regis.

Doesn’t count.
Ben Affleck is from Skelmersdale.

On the other hand, no American actor can do a convincing accent from any part of Britain.
That skill died when Dick van Dyke left the screen.

My new tour starts in ONE WEEK! Very excited to get back out on the road with this show. To be brutally honest, sales have been lower than I would have hoped after last year's tour, but I know times are tough and there are a lot of people on tour at the moment! 1/2

Yes.
Stop giving hateful shits exposure.

I reckon if you’re not Antifa, you’re fa.

Of course you are.
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joinnnn usssssssss

In this image he looks like a Temu Putin

An absolute western hemisphere turning point.

the most delightful version of logging on to see what news you've missed

Here’s hoping the judge and jury are all highlanders.
Fingers crossed for you.

Guess who’s following this now

'If you want to live here, you need to be able to speak the language'

Fair enough.
What you call pancakes our house calls Scotch pancakes or sometimes drop scones.
Pancakes are more like what the French call crepes.
English, eh.

What are flapjacks in the US?
Do they work on oil rigs or something?

I’m British and I’ll say two things -
1/ There’s far too much food
2/ Pound cake is incredible

Meeting two potential American refugees from Denver…

Go it. Not joking.

I made a note of the name Adrian Botts a while ago and I’ll note yours for similar reasons.

BBC Laura Kuenssberg Show Accused of Anti-Green Bias After Cancelling Zack Polanski Interview The new Green Party leader was the only major party leader not to have been granted a conference interview on the flagship BBC show

The Greens requested an interview on the Laura Kuenssberg Show with Zack Polanski when he was elected leader, but were denied, with a promise to interview him during Green conference instead.

This was then scrapped citing the Manchester synagogue attack. Polanski is both Jewish and from Manchester

Zack on Bold Politics podium

I'm Jewish. I'm also Mancunian.

Every other national party leader was interviewed by Laura Kunesberg during their conference.

Maybe the BBC thought as someone who also supports Palestine - I had nothing to say?

Let's keep growing: join.greenparty.org.uk

A dye garden?
Blimey.

I had this feeling when the twins were born.