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@lumahai-lizard.bsky.social

Just here to hang out with some smart people while the world burns.

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I'm just guessing here, but I'm thinking Trump and Netanyahu got together and agreed on a fake ceasefire for a year to help Trump in next year's midterms. Then it's back to genocide as usual.

09.10.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Microsoft: "Are you sure? You could lose valuable data. You could lose everything you hold dear in life."

08.10.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, why is immigration enforcement shooting citizens?

08.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm seeing a fair number of comments today calling for violence. Most of those accounts are new with just a few followers. I'm not trying to police speech, but be careful about giving them a like or engaging-- they may be trap accounts.

08.10.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The jokes write themselves for this one, so imma resist the temptation.

07.10.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there any indication this is in fact an ICE agent and not just a civilian? I'd be as happy as anyone to see law enforcement step up, but i like to think we're the party that only shows legitimate videos.

07.10.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Frankenpeter looking goooood.

07.10.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope I'm not giving these manchildren any ideas, but the judge didn't say the Puerto Rican National Guard couldn't go to Portland.

I don't think they'd try it though, because the PRNG would probably side with the protesters.

06.10.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So sweet of her to wish him the best.

06.10.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AOC and Bad Bunny 2028?

05.10.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some of these protesters have aggressively thrown their faces into officers fists or dangerously placed their necks under the officers boots.

05.10.2025 07:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The key to beating the Lakers is to score more points than them at the end of the game.

04.10.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Defies the constitution and the declaration of independence in a single executive order.

04.10.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this a post from the past?

03.10.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In their defense, she looks like someone who would contaminate the bathroom with every STI in the book.

03.10.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Batista was still in power in '57 when Rafael Cruz jumped ship.

03.10.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's especially ironic because Cruz's father fled Cuba in 1957, when Batista was in power as an illegitimate dictator. At that point, Batista was anti-communist, pro-capitalist, and aligned with the American mafia. Remind you of anyone?

03.10.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All this nonsense because they can't find girlfriends. The eggheads need to hurry up with those AI robot girlfriends so we can go back to being a civilized society.

03.10.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is Tunisia one of those states down by Tennessee and Arkansas? Weird shit happens down there.

03.10.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rich, white, well-connected women are allowed to steal from charities. It's unamerican to say otherwise.

03.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does traveling to another country make one a globalist? If so, every single foreign visitor to the U.S. will be rejected. That'll teach 'em.

02.10.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, that one stings.

02.10.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would expect this from most of these hacks, but not Moz or Bill Burr.

02.10.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like someone has TDS- "They Derangement Syndrome".
Secondary diagnosis: MFS - "My Father Syndrome." Dude says "my father" about as many times as I would expect from the least-loved child.

02.10.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not dark in Portland yet, much less 30 minutes ago when this was posted, so couldn't have been today.

02.10.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Problem is, any time there is a disruption in the ag commodity markets, the smallest family farms are the first to fail, and billionaires, private equity firms, or online investing groups like JD Vance's AcreTrader snatch up the land.

01.10.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Portland's largest TV station, KATU-TV, is owned by Sinclair Broadcasting. You may use that bit of information to arrive at your own conclusions.

01.10.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can tell this picture is not real because her lips don't look like dead worms.

01.10.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody listens to Ted Cruz, but if he's going to be giving up GOP secrets, maybe we should start.

01.10.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bring me your cup, UB40

01.10.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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