Same tbh

Rare is the couch that isn't less comfortable to sit in than a chair.

I know they wouldn't, but it would be cool if they made a character design like this and gave her Houarah Loux's moves.

Ah, they're adding a wrestler class?

People tend to assume fighting games are uniquely difficult, but a while back I watched a life-long fighting game player try a more-recent FPS for the first time and man...

It's just so easy to assume that what *we* know is easy, and what others know is hard.

One of the most fun things I did in DaS1 after beating it was to try to beat Pinwheel as my first boss. It's a *very* different experience than going there late. You just need a different approach entirely. Or. Well. *I* did at least...

Tiredness Elemental

Genuinely less convenient than that. I tried to sell a few at one point and each took like half a minute.

And they call it: MengelAI

okay now with a real gun

I think for a game like that they work better if they have functionality moreso than just being the way you get your damage. Like how in DMC-games you can juggle enemies in the air to get away from grounded attackers for a bit.

Yeah, it becomes silly very quickly. Not to say care shouldn't be used when deciding where to slot stuff in, but retiring tools for expression is just silly.

I prefer to think of it as being scholarly.

"*game element*? In *current year*?!" is perhaps one of my most hated phrases.

I'm a known (by me at least) Zelda AND Musou-hater, and I still think I could write a pretty good review. The trick is just to actually give a shit about the task.

Depends on what reward means I suppose.

I want to invest in Master bars but the cowards claim "that's not a thing".

I can't help but feel that this was significantly more helpful than if he'd been more detailed.

If they'd gone the other way and just went with Vega at least she could have started using Izuna Drop as a move.

The base vs base multiplayer is some of the most fun I've had in the genre (playing with friends) and I don't think it's really been replicated since? It's probably really poorly balanced if you really dig into it, but we all sucked so it didn't matter.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's just a "things have different amounts of invul time"-thing.

I think you can see the reason why in early versions of Isaac for example. A good run was speedy, and maybe a bit too easy, but a bit of a spectacle. A bad run was *just dull*. Kiting slowly chasing enemies for minutes on end.

No one thinks they have rocks for brains, but you never notice when you're using the rocks to think in the moment.

Our players and coaches for the BoxJam Slam!

First competition date is next Tuesday at 3pm PST! 11/4

though I regret to inform you that you are now the sju gamer.

congrats!

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Easy. "We're scared, terrified even, by how POWERFUL our software is... Please... forgive us for making something so... revolutionary..."

I have (well, had) an old iPhone that recently started breaking apart, so I got a refurbished one. Just one problem: I don't remember my apple password. Easy enough to fix I thought.

...except to change it you... need an iPhone? They can't be serious, right?