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@hoot.bsky.social

Hi there, I make art and games (Helvetii, Splash Blast Panic) and streams (twitch.tv/hoot_patoots)

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When you said "I'm loading the gun", I didn't know you meant the semi auto and also that you'd reload in between

14.02.2026 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illustration ร  la gouache. Un personnage en armure ร  tรชte d'oiseau tient un grand bรขton sur lequel est grimpรฉ un petit lรฉzard.

Illustration ร  la gouache. Un personnage en armure ร  tรชte d'oiseau tient un grand bรขton sur lequel est grimpรฉ un petit lรฉzard.

Personnage redoutable ร  tรชte d'oiseau + son ami le lรฉzard

14.02.2026 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 258    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

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A white a red truck coated in the box art of Dragon Age: Origins.

A white a red truck coated in the box art of Dragon Age: Origins.

I don't want to own Dragon Age: Origins truck. Dragon Age: Origins truck should roam free across Central Europe.

But I want to see Dragon Age: Origins truck. To experience it. To know such beauty still exists in our world, crafted by hands not so different than mine, to know it is able to endure.

13.02.2026 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 317    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
JAV title paired with Ranma frame.

JAV title paired with Ranma frame.

If you're following the JAV titles and the Ranma Frames account they post within mere seconds of each other so you get things like this all the time. Highly recommend.

13.02.2026 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 190    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

It Is Happening Again

12.02.2026 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 112    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

its real...

12.02.2026 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3514    ๐Ÿ” 1119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Discord lied.

theyโ€™re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.

โ€œfacial scans will never leave your deviceโ€ -discord lmao.

12.02.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8692    ๐Ÿ” 5058    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 236
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#borzoi

11.02.2026 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6137    ๐Ÿ” 1862    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Oh boy I can't wait for the "June finally crawls out of the mud" arc

11.02.2026 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I'm gonna kick Ahab's ass"

11.02.2026 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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haven't made a step sound yet so i'm using a clip of alucard saying "What?!" from castlevania symphony of the night with randomized pitch as a placeholder.

10.02.2026 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1636    ๐Ÿ” 628    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Afrofuturist heist game Relooted is now available!

It is a South African game where you reclaim real African artifacts from Western museums, as the end of the 21st century approaches.

It's a subject that has fascinated me for a long time, so it's nice to cover it in a video game.๐Ÿ‘Œ

10.02.2026 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 225    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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the matryoshka. ๐Ÿช† #alanwake

06.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4662    ๐Ÿ” 1385    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Would you say more than a hundred ?

09.02.2026 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jokes aside, if they don't walk this back, a shitload of people are gonna move away from discord and, consequently, we're gonna lose a SHITLOAD of precious information due to their fuckass decision

09.02.2026 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck it, i'm gonna start a forum again

09.02.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Kingdom Hearts II gets a lot of praise from people due to its combat, but this scene in particular with Ansem the Wise really is one of my favorite moments in the game.

Great bits of story like this will keep me coming back to games regardless of how tight the gameplay is.

19.09.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 484    ๐Ÿ” 208    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

"Take your console to the houses of friends who don't have one, and get them hooked on Saturn."

08.02.2026 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 616    ๐Ÿ” 191    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Sonic The Hedgehog 2

Sonic The Hedgehog 2

Falling into muck sketches from Chemical Plant Zone, from the Japanese 'Sonic The Hedgehog 2' manual.

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A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

07.02.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9132    ๐Ÿ” 2821    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 91
Photo of a calcite stone with the trans flag colors. Likely magical

Photo of a calcite stone with the trans flag colors. Likely magical

Congratulations, you have found a trans gem!

Collect all 50 to unlock level select and big head mode

07.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

07.02.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17862    ๐Ÿ” 4484    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 251    ๐Ÿ“Œ 110
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This is a pretty good example why, even outside of creative, if I find out your business uses AI at any point in your workflow, I lose 90% confidence.

Itโ€™s not an ethical concern, itโ€™s a competency one. I assume youโ€™re an idiot if you think these things can work reliably in any critical role.

07.02.2026 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1553    ๐Ÿ” 467    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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