Corey

Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.

if the holy father of the roman catholic church, by canon of the faith a man with a direct line of communication to the creator of the universe, can admit he is an out-and-out fan of the chicago white sox and not the cubs, it is beyond the pale for a politician to do the "i like em both" schtick

My ass thought this was biv

Epic

Rfk and the Shrivers being in the same family is crazy

Does my toaster miss me when I am at work

Are my washer and dryer married

I’m starting to think we shouldn’t make machines in the likeness of a human mind

And1 more thing

Those freeloaders have been getting a free ride for too long

we accidentally fucked it completely in the hardest way imaginable. no need to examine our other beliefs tho which are all based on incontrovertible fact

High key keep a grill on me
that kebab meat

Greek Kendrick Lamar: woke up lookin for souvlaki

The idea is listing players from the 2004 twins roster and I’ve got all the evidence

Look the economy is bad, wall street is shitting the bed, we're definitely in a recession but at least they arrested and deported a college student who has not committed a crime

I’m naming a car dealership 5.49% APR

It’s extremely funny to name your bank “Principal”. it’s impossible to get any results about the actual company in google

This man has never met a rapist or a pedophile he didn't love

I used to work at this shitty job where my boss was in 4 MLMs on the side and I found this extremely Real testimony in one of the booklets she left in the break room

it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history

starting to think the butlerian jihad happened because the AIs can't be made not to talk in that really smarmy know it all chatGPT style

old friend here, im going to be abnormal!

MAJOR EFFICIENCY WIN: the CFPB that’s returned over $21,000,000,000.00 to scammed americans now being dissolved to save every american $2.00 annually

What is dead can never die

Been on some nice bike rides lately, mad that I waited so long to get back into it

Extremely real

I saw my car in the local traffic news and it felt like seeing yourself on the Jumbotron

The dude next to me at Oppenheimer was fully passed out snoring about 30 minutes into the movie

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are