Kelly

I slightly mentioned I was looking at a job in a state 6ish hours away and my dad has sent me 20 local jobs that have nothing to do with my degree since

I need someone to rob me, but in like a Marie kondo way where I’m like “okay yes take that, no not the camera, the wii….sure” way

when I was a kid I wrote a book called Ron the Scientist and I left it in the library with the assumption that someone would read it and demand to know who wrote it

I am sick of having to see the biggest ugly losers I’ve ever seen on the News every day, like what even are those 3 things with the racist group chat

my tiny buddy

Lord help us all he’s snoozin

good! blueberry cheesecake 😍

watching when a stranger calls, these rich asses have this big house and these kids sleep in one room?

mushroom cheesecake

In its natural habitat

do you think the sign really said “long haired freaky people need not apply” cause that’s a really rude sign by anyone’s standards

oh no

She was like JUST about to get it herself 😤

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

😍😍 I like the way you think

they’re looking into a way for me to get all my nutrients from chips and salsa

reluctant, but fair

eastern box turtle

I’ve got time, I’m currently in a stand off with this box turtle waiting for him to come out

Lizzy I don’t want to scare you but Menards is probably already hunting you for saying this

The worst, I’m so sick of people walking with their phone in front of their face, I sound like a boomer but I don’t care

I was stuck behind two at the grocery store earlier and I would have Tonya Harding’d them I swear to god

my dinner with Wargen

people who saunter were raised so differently than me that I know we would never get along ever

please do an unpleasant monologue just before

good luck man

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Hell yes!!

tiny Menards bucket

I bought the tiny Menards bucket

Soundboard

Just like men think they can land plans i think i could take over this in an emergency

yaaad jalapeño cheese bread from a local farm!

peppers, kidney beans, pinto beans, sweet potatoes, onions, roasted tomatoes…the goods