Math Liker

They straight up whooped my ass boy at the strategic summit

Thinking about spiting my face. Anyone know a good way to accomplish that?

How so

It's called rhe 6 7 posirion #swag

I'm already locked and loaded

There's an ET going around my neighborhood

I just wagered on your demise

(French fry about to get dropped into the fryer) this shit fryin me dog 😭

It doesn't

It was not a misunderstanding, I watched him do it

Maybe talk to him about not stealing food, then

It's none of your business, frankly

That's really not the point

I had the Grinch over to my house to watch the Super Bowl last night. He actually has insane ball knowledge, he played in high school I think. Really interesting guy. Unfortunately he stole like 6 pounds of deli meat out of my fridge so I don't think I'm going to invite him back.

Smoking a doobie with Cheechy Chong

More like the Stupid Bowl 6️⃣7️⃣

They're forcing me through a tube next week

He was saying the word like he meant it to be bad

These actors, you and I can't relate

I met the guy who played Ron Weasley yesterday while I was picking up pizza. He must've been on something, because because he kept calling the staff the C word and then threatened to go get his gun from his hotel room. Very unpleasant, won't be getting pizza from there anymore

No

Ni

Peanut butler

Great question, thanks for asking. I don't know.

I don't understand

You couldn't realize shit

Goofus takes 100 micograms of LSD synthesized an an illegal, unregulated clandestine laboratory

Gallant trips off of 500 mg of diphenhydramine courtesy of the law abiding folks at Johnson & Johnson

6 7

Wasn't asking you either

Wasn't asking you