For Halloween I'm dressing like the ugliest piece of crap in my neighborhood: myself
10.10.2025 14:11 â đ 5 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0@mathliker.bsky.social
ive got a knife
For Halloween I'm dressing like the ugliest piece of crap in my neighborhood: myself
10.10.2025 14:11 â đ 5 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0I'm going down to City Hall to yell until my heart explodes
08.10.2025 17:41 â đ 6 đ 0 đŦ 0 đ 0What the hell do you want me to do about it
04.10.2025 12:29 â đ 2 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0Brother you just brought poop to a piss fight
27.09.2025 22:43 â đ 4 đ 0 đŦ 0 đ 0We don't have them in my area yet
13.09.2025 23:10 â đ 1 đ 0 đŦ 0 đ 0I'm sick and fucking tired of spuds for dinner
13.09.2025 22:54 â đ 7 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0I think you should put a sign that says "there might be something scary out there, like a ghost" pointing out the door. I find that nothing is spookier than the unknown
13.09.2025 22:52 â đ 4 đ 0 đŦ 0 đ 0It's cold actually
11.09.2025 15:10 â đ 3 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0Hey check this out
10.09.2025 18:53 â đ 2 đ 0 đŦ 0 đ 0No turn, jonk's red
13.07.2025 00:51 â đ 8 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0Hey @jonk.bsky.social chexj this shit out
12.07.2025 22:22 â đ 19 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0I'm running at you full speed jonk
29.06.2025 13:59 â đ 7 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0You should be put into a big clamp and then squeezed for roughly 3 years
28.06.2025 15:59 â đ 0 đ 0 đŦ 0 đ 0My WWE ring name would be Big Randy
26.06.2025 23:17 â đ 3 đ 0 đŦ 0 đ 0My dipshit neighbor Chris is going to wake up tomorrow to roughly 10,000 new spiders on his house.
21.06.2025 21:38 â đ 15 đ 0 đŦ 0 đ 0Your a Pee Holder
19.06.2025 00:46 â đ 3 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0That's you đĢĩđ
19.06.2025 00:35 â đ 6 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0Me wee babushka beaded me jet
19.06.2025 00:30 â đ 0 đ 0 đŦ 0 đ 0Wrong. Java the hurt is an all timer guy from a movie
27.05.2025 19:36 â đ 2 đ 0 đŦ 0 đ 0My buddy Toothpaste James just got squeezed out of a tube
21.05.2025 17:53 â đ 10 đ 0 đŦ 0 đ 0That George Jetson dude played around too much. I wouldn't have put up with that shit. That guy would have had a quick "accident" it he was acting funny like that around me.
15.05.2025 13:42 â đ 8 đ 0 đŦ 0 đ 0Good
10.04.2025 14:43 â đ 1 đ 0 đŦ 0 đ 0Don't worry about it
10.04.2025 11:45 â đ 3 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0Thanks wargne
09.04.2025 23:49 â đ 2 đ 0 đŦ 0 đ 0I'm gonna mangle you
09.04.2025 23:49 â đ 4 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0@jonk.bsky.social can you share with me the "yippee cracker I care" picutre
09.04.2025 21:15 â đ 17 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0I'm gonna suplex you
05.04.2025 02:33 â đ 4 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0Saw what
04.04.2025 23:54 â đ 3 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0I'm gonna run up to you real quick
04.04.2025 23:36 â đ 6 đ 0 đŦ 1 đ 0