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Jason Cotton

@jsncttn.bsky.social

Geoscientist / Data Scientist. Carbon-based lifeform that lives by absorbing trimethylxanthine from the environment.

25 Followers  |  56 Following  |  42 Posts  |  Joined: 14.09.2023  |  1.9664

Latest posts by jsncttn.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm fighting the urge to post signs over the urinals at work that say, "I don't know who you are, but you're not standing close enough."

06.09.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is absolutely, mind-bogglingly exhausting trying to figure out how I'm going to teach a GIS/Data Science course this semester with a @#$%& administration that doesn't believe in data or science deleting and/or refusing to maintain every Federal dataset they can lay their grubby little hands on.

29.08.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NASAโ€™s acting chief calls for the end of Earth science at the space agency NASAโ€™s charter clearly states the agency should study planet Earth, however.

This is the dumbest timeline. I thought them destroying the Orbiting Carbon Observatories was misguided, but this on top of it? It's the plan. You stop measuring and studying carbon and global warming, then you can claim anything without having to worry about pesky scientific data contradicting you.

25.08.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Confession: Whenever I leave the house I sing a little song to myself to the tune of "The Farmer in the Dell", except my lyrics are "Keys, Wallet, Phone".

07.08.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Unions are fine. I work two full time jobs (with Unions) and a side hustle. I'm typically working on something else during lunch. This is a situation I'm working in order to earn a living wage.

25.06.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am in a union.

25.06.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a person badgered by my doctor to eat healthier, I'm glad that hand held salads are popular again. The author may have the luxury of time to sit down and leisurely enjoy a salad, but I sure don't. I don't get paid for that, I've got $#!+ to do.

25.06.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sang Big Rock Candy Mountain or Lydia the Tattooed Lady to my kids when they were babies. My wife never approved.

02.06.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Executive Order Sets Stage to Silence Scientists and Empower Industry, Polluters and Corrupt Elected Officials In late May, President Trump issued an executive order which, if enacted, could significantly undermine scientific institutions and harm public health and the environment.

www.ucs.org/about/news/e...

28.05.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sign The Open Letter to Stand Up For Science Now! Science is under siege. Trumpโ€™s latest Executive Order calls for politically appointed science commissars to evaluate research. Join us in adding your name to our open letter condemning Trumpโ€™s escala...

actionnetwork.org/petitions/op...

28.05.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What does Trumpโ€™s call for โ€˜gold standard scienceโ€™ really mean? Critics worry new executive order allows political appointees to determine how science is used in policy decisions

Basically, the order allows the administration to suppress, ignore, and/or punish findings that don't align with their agenda.
Because when you suppress science to the point where there's no data left to prove a thing, you can claim anything.
www.science.org/content/arti...

28.05.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

08.05.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you publish change logs for your updates? I'd like to read the recent ones but can't seem to find them. Something happened with either this update or a recent one that's causing my playdate to burn through battery when it's idle and not being used. Thanks.

07.05.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm having a heck of a time teaching data science with Federal data sites just disappearing into the void. I'm worried how I'll teach next semester... data is just vanishing and/or no longer being maintained. I'm worried we're entering an information dark age.

24.04.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm joining the ranks of data hoarders trying to preserve public data. Here's several links for people interested in preserving data.
datahoarding.org
eotarchive.org
www.datarescueproject.org/current-effo...
govarchive.us
git.lsit.ucsb.edu/publicdata
climate.law.columbia.edu/Silencing-Sc...

24.04.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trumpโ€™s War on Measurement Means Losing Data on Drug Use, Maternal Mortality, Climate Change and More By slashing teams that gather critical data, the administration has left the federal government with no way of understanding if policies are working โ€” and created a black hole of information whose con...

I'm having a heck of a time teaching data science with Federal data sites just disappearing into the void. I'm worried how I'll teach next semester... data is just vanishing and no longer being maintained. I'm worried we're entering an information dark age. www.propublica.org/article/trum...

24.04.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ™‹I would love this. Actually, my daughter would probably love this even more than me, I'd likely end up giving it to her.

24.04.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ok, Americans on Bluesky. Today you must choose one or the other.

09.02.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This cycle has recurred multiple times in my professional career:

1) Apply/pursue a position.
2) Get told I'm not qualified.
3) Immediately get asked to do that job out-of-class and/or get asked to train/assist the person selected.

I'm tired. I'm not doing this anymore. They can sink or swim.

03.02.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*grumble grumble* Stupid groundhog.

03.02.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Add this to the list of things I'll never understand:
People having a loud phone conversation... in public... on a speakerphone... in a public restroom.

28.01.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yesterday: Notice of Federal hiring freeze went out to the public.

Today: I receive several "no longer being considered" emails from USAJobs.

I feel like I've dodged a bullet here...

21.01.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

**family working together to put grocery order away**
ME: *shouts* "Son, where are you?"
SON: *shouts back* "Hiding in my room, goofing off!"

19.01.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What makes me angry: A row of handicapped parking filled with cars without placards.

What fills me with joy: Watching parking enforcement roll through and leaving them all with $250 tickets.

17.01.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never realized before how good the words "Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herder" work when sung to the tune of the William Tell Overture.

20.11.2024 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Students did presentations today. One thought he understood the assignment and flexed his heavy Gen Z slang, finna be extra and make theirs hit different. Dude thought he was deadass based... but I was lowkey shook, not gonna lie. It's giving unprofessional and now living rent free in my head. Oof.

07.11.2024 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Welp, got it done.

25.10.2024 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Overwhelmed with life. I want to run screaming into the woods never to be seen again, but unfortunately I don't have the time or any woods nearby. I'd have to drive for two hours just to get to some woods to run screaming into.
Alexa, schedule a reminder to run screaming into woods tomorrow, 2pm.

18.10.2024 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd just like to say making the entire house smell like freshly baked cookies only to leave a potential cookie seeker to discover there are no cookies, just a lit candle, is not cool man. Phantom cookies are not cool... ๐Ÿ˜ข

02.09.2024 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I finally saw the Aurora last night...

14.05.2024 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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