Nicki

You know who else was a virgin who couldn’t drive, Tai? Mary. Mother of Christ.

02.12.2024 18:06 — 👍 319    🔁 23    💬 10    📌 0

Important task for the New Year. Throw out all pens that don't really work / make you mad.

08.01.2024 20:38 — 👍 47    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

A standard poodle in a turtleneck & mohawk sits and pretends to be dignified

Hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social meet my pup Kevin! Trying to win some discounted training for him based on his accidental Steve Jobs costume if anyone has time for a few clicks to vote 😊 docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/...

31.10.2023 15:50 — 👍 61    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

these miniature golf courses are getting really elaborate tbh

19.10.2023 22:54 — 👍 276    🔁 35    💬 12    📌 1

It is our large baby with our cat on the sidewalk.

It is our large baby with our cat on the sidewalk.

It is our large baby with our cat on the sidewalk.

The cat comes on walks with us and is delighted by the baby’s slow, chaotic pace. Lots of opportunities to just flop down on the sidewalk here and there without falling behind. Big fans of fall, both of these guys.

28.09.2023 02:09 — 👍 1738    🔁 154    💬 58    📌 8

I'm not the one you share your cute foibiles with the chat bot with because remixing stolen writing without accreditation isn't cute to me.

08.08.2023 14:26 — 👍 30    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 1

I like to think that, somewhere, a little scorpion is wearing a jacket with a picture of Ryan Gosling on the back

04.09.2023 03:38 — 👍 656    🔁 131    💬 9    📌 2

We spend a lot of time telling kids that they can be whoever they want to be, but I think it might be more important to tell them that they can be who they are

02.09.2023 15:32 — 👍 1395    🔁 334    💬 21    📌 12

I always liked the satanic panic around ouija boards. like yeah man not only is witchcraft real it is the intellectual property of hasbro

26.08.2023 22:19 — 👍 2402    🔁 647    💬 42    📌 19

welcoming people to bluesky

19.08.2023 17:44 — 👍 268    🔁 43    💬 9    📌 33

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16.08.2023 19:18 — 👍 44    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 4

I SING LULLABIES TO MY BASIL PLANTS SO THEY WILL NOT FEAR THE NIGHT

16.08.2023 05:33 — 👍 31    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Dog caught in the blinds

How your email finds me

09.08.2023 16:29 — 👍 556    🔁 117    💬 2    📌 6

have fun!! sending sunny thoughts!!

lol who am I kidding, what is this mythical “sun” I speak of

04.08.2023 21:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

03.08.2023 23:59 — 👍 23    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

HI PETE! you too!!

04.08.2023 00:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HI MARY!!!!!

30.07.2023 16:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0