For me it was the second half of the book that I really started enjoying

A graph showing the number of people named Miles born per hour. It has grown exponentially since 1980.

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

a man wearing a grey shirt is standing in front of a window ALT: a man wearing a grey shirt is standing in front of a window

Don’t say you hate LA when you don’t travel past the 10 🎶

Forever and always!

I need friends too!

Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub

telling my friends i can't hang out because i have a lot to do, when i know full well i'm just gonna sit on my couch in socks & underwear while i binge watch the office for the 15th time

I don’t want to see anyone complaining about inflation bro $20 BILLION for Black Friday and cyber Monday? That’s crazy

I’m finding it more and more difficult to be around you because of the disrespect you show yourself.

A single Mycena mushroom has its cap illuminated by autumn sunlight where it grows on a dark log against yellow forest undergrowth

Here is a nice mushroom

Well good morning to you too

A whole new wooooorld

a skeleton is standing in a room with the words `` man im dead '' written on it . ALT: a skeleton is standing in a room with the words `` man im dead '' written on it .

Idk how people don’t get tired of cooking. That shit was exhausting. And the dishes?? Omfg

Pretty much, huh.

happy black friday everyone

Reminder: you didn’t dream this

Reminder: you didn’t dream this

When I was an undergrad a lecturer whose name I can't remember said "look at what a government does to people who aren't citizens, because that's what they'll do to everyone if given the opportunity." Just thought about that for no particular reason

killin people on fortnite to feel something

Here’s how the Sun will end all life on Earth Our home star won't go supernova, but the end of its life will be no less spectacular.

Anyway here’s a cheerful piece about how the Sun will eventually destroy all life on Earth (but not by exploding, so, you know, there’s that)

Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?

Television showing a snowy scene with the title Misery in red text.

If it's got snow it counts as a Christmas movie.