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Iโ€™m sure they could be useful for somethingโ€ฆstoring cat toys? Rug materials? I just bought a few bins (granted, they have lids) for studio stuff storage.

05.08.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜–

05.08.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So...they are basically trying to bankrupt the country by destroying the tourist industry and the income derived from foreign students and businesses.

05.08.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™„

05.08.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
endless field of mixed wild flowers

endless field of mixed wild flowers

End of day Monday
Guaranteed somebody somewhere
Needs flowers tonight

04.08.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 527    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

They are beautiful.

04.08.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pinky: i prefer to think of it as โ€œgenerosity of spiritโ€
Binky Li: but wif MY cake!!!!!!
Pinky: ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

04.08.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How to Mount a Cognitive Insurgency: Know. Name. Disrupt. โ€” Part I In a regime of epistemological totalitarianism, just KNOWING is resistance.

All authoritarian regimes control information but Donald Trump wants complete domination of both reality and emotion.

I propose a simple but radical formula for mounting a cognitive insurgency: Know. Name. Disrupt.

Part I: How just KNOWING is a firewall.
www.mind-war.com/p/how-to-mou...

04.08.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Scoop @puck.news: Carol Leonnig, a 25-year veteran of The Washington Post, is leaving the paper and joining MSNBC.

The latest in the long and extensive exodus of Washington Post journalists under CEO Will Lewis.

04.08.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1621    ๐Ÿ” 345    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 98    ๐Ÿ“Œ 82

thatโ€™s beautiful!

04.08.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because โ€œDonald tha Godโ€ sounds really stupid, but Iโ€™m pretty sure we can expect a SCOTUS ruling any day now, that declares him a deity.

Please make the stupid stop. It hurts.

04.08.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Spanberger: The fact that my opponent couldnโ€™t answer a question about the DOGE cuts and the impact theyโ€™ve had on Virginia is outrageous.

We know from the last jobs report that Virginia is the only state with statistically significant job losses because of the attacks on Virginiaโ€™s workforce.

04.08.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1873    ๐Ÿ” 502    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Unpopular opinion: Red pandas are just technicolor raccoons.

04.08.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pinky: I taught my boy well!

04.08.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Binky Li: i no flunk cake!!!! hee hee! i am a jeenious!
Bubba: oh sureโ€ฆrub it in
Binky Li: i am my mommeeโ€™s cubbie!

04.08.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Giant panda Bao Li walks down the hill toward his 4th birthday cake.

Giant panda Bao Li walks down the hill toward his 4th birthday cake.

No hesitation, no uncertainty ... as soon as he saw his birthday cake, he went straight for it. #BaoLi #GiantPandas #DCPandas #HeDidntFlunkCake #NationalZoo

04.08.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

soโ€ฆhe was framed so badly he โ€œwonโ€ the election. Got it. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐ŸคฌFFS

04.08.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Five things John Lewis taught us about getting in โ€œgood troubleโ€ | Brookings Rashawn Ray writes that John Lewis has exemplified how to transition from being a racial equity advocate to a racial equity broker - to alter, deconstruct, and restructure the laws, policies, procedur...

๐Ÿ™ #TexasDemocrats #MessWithTexas
Five things John Lewis taught us about getting in โ€œgood troubleโ€ โ€œGet in good trouble, necessary trouble, and redeem the soul of America.โ€ John Lewis @ Edmund Pettus Bridge in Selma Mar 1, 2020 comm the tragic events of Bloody Sunday www.brookings.edu/articles/fiv...

04.08.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Intensified Assault on Factual Reality Firing the messenger who delivered bad economic news is the latest sign that Trump is failing. He'll manipulate more data as the economy worsens.

โ€œWe cannot give in to this regimeโ€™s goal of convincing us that we are powerless to fight back. We must not allow ourselves to ignore what our eyes, ears and brains are telling us. We should take this latest firing as a reminder that Trump is failingโ€ฆโ€

www.americaamerica.news/p/the-intens...

04.08.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 440    ๐Ÿ” 166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Organizing matters. โœŠ

04.08.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Senator Elizabeth Warren: Firing of BLS commissioner is 'dangerous' Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass) joins CNBC's 'Squawk on the Street' to discuss her reaction President Trump's firing of BSL chief, whether Congress is able to take action, and much more.

Elizabeth Warren went to CNBC today and destroyed Donald Trump on the economy. Trump is trying to bury this appearance with a tantrum on his failing media site.

Make sure this goes viral instead.

www.cnbc.com/video/2025/0...

04.08.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1427    ๐Ÿ” 780    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

Happy Bearday Bรจbรจ Maurice!

04.08.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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8.3.25 Yuan Meng (Beauval Zoo) - enjoyed bamboo in his yard on his last day being 7 years old yesterday~he is now 8 today~happy birthday, le petit prince! It was too hot outside so he had birthday cake indoors.๐Ÿฅณ

04.08.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Binky Li: YAY!!!๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰

04.08.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Binky Li: cake? i get cake?

04.08.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Giant panda Bao Li standing in his yard.

Giant panda Bao Li standing in his yard.

Happy birthday, Bao Li! Can't wait to see your cake! #BaoLi #GiantPandas #DCPandas #NationalZoo

04.08.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy bearday to my cuzzies Bao Li and Bao Yuan! And happy bearday to me!

www.instagram.com/reel/DM7W9Gt...

04.08.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes, but now chocolate cake counts as a vegetable.

04.08.2025 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Democrat Forrest Dunbar was on Nat Guard training in Poland and got personal leave, and bought his own ticket, to get back to AK and vote for the override.

If you are wondering why the special session was scheduled when he was in Poland, well, I'm thinking no one imagined he would do what he did

03.08.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2248    ๐Ÿ” 587    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

I don't say this lightly: The New York Times should fire the reporter and editor who chose to present a leak from the white house as if it was a leak from Harvard.

Don't print lies in the newspaper

04.08.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4128    ๐Ÿ” 1009    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

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