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Why have you spelled "neighbours" properly?

27.10.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'll help out...

If there are 10 adverts, and 70% of them include people who are Black...

And all 7 of those adverts each feature 99 White people and 1 Black person...

Think about it...

27.10.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There was also the carbon offsetting scam he was spokesman for, that was run by a $cientologist.

27.10.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

USA peoples...

November 9 will be when the shit hits the fan in your country.

I precited this many months ago, and I has the receipts.

Your new King will do a thing.

And it will officially be the end of democracy for you.

Bookmark this.

#Trump #USA #NoKings

@mrjamesob.bsky.social

23.10.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump flirted with "vaccines cause autism" about 20 years ago. After his weird kid was born.

(Always blame the woman. "I have the best genes")

Farage said a quiet part out loud, yesterday.

... ๐Ÿค”

But we don't have investigative reporters any more ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

@mrjamesob.bsky.social

26.09.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't be arsed to Google but, the "immigrants are eating the swans" was a Daily Heil piece from years ago.

(Think- "FlatSceen TVs etc.)

It's complete bollocks, obvs, but I find it interesting that Farage used it yesterday ๐Ÿค”

#Farage #Spiv #FarageLies #FarageRiots #Swans

@mrjamesob.bsky.social

25.09.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charlie Kirk was a signer of the Declaration of Independence and fought in WW2. Few know how instrumental his efforts were to discovering salmonella, and inventing 12-bar blues.

13.09.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 216    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

As the French would say, "He's a fucking lying sack of jizz"

21.09.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. Itโ€™s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Letโ€™s get a grip on whatโ€™s happening here.

21.09.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59141    ๐Ÿ” 16363    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1345    ๐Ÿ“Œ 634
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Claude Taylor on X: "This is 8 minutes long. Itโ€™s twitter so few will watch the whole thing-but I did and I now have a much better understanding of what motivated Tyler Robinson. https://t.co/o9V7XinXIS" / X This is 8 minutes long. Itโ€™s twitter so few will watch the whole thing-but I did and I now have a much better understanding of what motivated Tyler Robinson. https://t.co/o9V7XinXIS

@mrjamesob.bsky.social

x.com/TrueFactsSta...

15.09.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Musk has now spoken at a Tommy Robinson rally, an AfD campaign event, and numerous Trump/MAGA rallies. You do the math ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

13.09.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 566    ๐Ÿ” 188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

@mrjamesob.bsky.social | @lbc.co.uk

I'll help you out here.

He was a grifter.

His grift, as a grown-ass man, was to "debate" school kids.

Not many months ago it was disclosed that he was receiving 100s of thousands of dollars per month from... Russia.

#TurningPoint #SouthPark

11.09.2025 09:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mild take:

The vilification of "virtue signalling" was a political project designed to make even the most subtle reminders of what decency is uncouth and it fucking worked.

09.09.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2081    ๐Ÿ” 325    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

You must have missed the memo ..

The UK is now like North Korea!
๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ™„

#GawdSaveTheQueen

08.09.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The truly scary/sad thing, is that there are grown fckn adults who are too dumb to realise what Farage actually is ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

Turkeys. Xmas. etc.

๐Ÿฆƒ

I'm not gonna Godwin myself, but..

07.09.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's now blocked for me also.

So I've no idea ๐Ÿคฃ

30.08.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're dumb enough to fall for this...

19.08.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ears .. perked ๐Ÿ‘‚

@mrjamesob.bsky.social on @lbc.co.uk just mentioned "The Free Speech Union" and, I do believe he alluded to the lying twat Toby Young.

...

13.08.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

26ยฐ my fcking arse.

It's at least 30.

I'm dripping.

12.08.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
NEW HIT SONG: Diddler on the Roof
YouTube video by Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies NEW HIT SONG: Diddler on the Roof

youtu.be/JT9qiiFEUT0?...

12.08.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Start your morning with two minutes of the testimony of Samuel Garcia, an average American who drove 3 hours to speak truth to power to the Texas legislature. Letโ€™s decide that we are all Samuel Garcia. Get in their faces and make them listen. Mr. Garcia is a great American.

31.07.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14720    ๐Ÿ” 5685    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 571    ๐Ÿ“Œ 717

It's full of morons wanging on about how The UK is now nOrTH kOreA.

Tedious shit.

31.07.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reddit went really shit a few days ago.

It's painful.

31.07.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I got distracted last night and forgot to watch "Threads" on BBC4.

So I have invoked shenanigans and can now watch it may leeeeesure.

31.07.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is truly hilarious...

I'm laughing my tits off.

I'll tell you later ๐Ÿคฃ

31.07.2025 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I overslept.

Has he started WW3 yet?

31.07.2025 08:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, how are your lovely tits these days?

31.07.2025 08:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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