Robin Bastard

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Hahaha! Memories of my Liverpool childhood long before I became the Richest Man on Earth.
And I still leave the fucking teabags out on a plate😆🫖

#WednesdayLackOfWisdom

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It does make you wonder.

#TuesdayThoughts

Silver Dawn: A Fang for a Fang

The story of how a vampire and a werewolf went from being mortal enemies, to lovers, to kindred spirits. All for the life of a human girl. Destiny works in mysterious ways. Contains graphic violence and sex, in that order.

With all the horrors it's hard to think about self-promotion, but maybe you'd like to read a fictional horror to escape from the real ones?

Blutinstein Manor is a fun romp of ghostly murder, with much blood and gore. One of those "Oh haha yeah a 'haunted' house...oh shit it IS haunted!" stories.

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Would you spend the night in a haunted house? Would you spend the night in a haunted house for a MILLION dollars on Halloween night?

Think carefully. No amount of money is worth DYING for. The guests at Blutinstein Manor learned that lesson the hard way.
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Punky said ‘Hi’.

Greetings Punky & Wilson 🤗

#MondayLackOfMotivation

I was a bad person before I smoked weed.

#SacrilegeSunday

My rocket always gets some pussy. 😁🚀🐱
#Caturday

#Caturday

Yeah, check out that tonewood! 😉

“Quantico Disgrace”. Now there’s a good term. 😎👍

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And walk the streets with masks on.

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The difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a sex worker with diarrhea?

An epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop fucking you after you're dead

#FridayFuckology

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I went to a really emotional wedding last night

Even the cake was in tiers

#FridayFuckology

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Remember, this is the time of year you can dig graves in your front yard without attracting attention

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