A Little Night Musing

*Songoftheday You grew up riding the subway. Up in Harlem, down on Broadway.

No one opens the door for a native New Yorker.

To be fair, Apple has finally started promoting its shows a bit.

Apple, you’ve got Tom Holland starring in an Akiva Goldsman jam, and you produced the hell out of it. And Amanda Seyfield! At least give it a mention.

I mean, fanously Apple pours a ton of mney into these productions, making them practically perfect, and then writes them off as loss-leaders.

Speaking of Paul Rudd, he isn’t the only stellar actor on Apple’s list.

I still think his mama must be so proud of him.

Paul devastating Rudd narrates the “Tiny World” series. So good. Little teeny living things.

These are late entries into the Apple TV+ canon. Apple shoveled a lot of $ into hundreds of shows you want to have watched

CODA is an Emmy-winner.

Ok, ok, back to shows you need to watch on Apple TV+.

Have you not yet seen Severance? What are you waiting for?

If you live in Manhattan, it’s very likely you’ve spotted Paul just being kind to a fellow NYer. He’s the agelessly gorgeous Nice Jewish Boy.

Is it weird that I want to meet my first boyfriend’s children? (Who are adults now.)

I’m getting way off track, but that’s how it goes with Apple TV+. They aren’t paying me a cent to promote their shows, of which I’ve still got several hundred to mention. Not exaggerating at all.

Bet his mama is proud.

If you live in NYC, you know that Paul is not only agelessly gorgeous, but he’s also a mentsch.

Paul was with Will Farrell in “the Shrink Next Door” and he has also narrated numerous nature features.

Can you imagine hiring Paul Rudd and you don’t even put his shayne punim on the screen?

Sometimes only as a voice actor! Apple just throws all that money his way for his lovely voice!

Wait, where was I? Oh yeah. Have I mentioned that the agelessly gorgeous Paul Rudd features in many Apple TV+ productions?

The 38 Best Shows on Apple TV+ Right Now “Chief of War,” “Murderbot” and “Side Quest” are among the best shows on Apple TV+ this month.

Creezus, Wired has a list of the 38 (38!) best shows on Apple TV+ now, and that doesn’t even include the several hundred (no joke) you’ve never heard of. www.wired.com/story/best-a...

Detective Matty is so sweet.

You need to watch this.

The Crowded Room , starring Tom Holland and Amanda Seyfield, written by beautiful Akiva Goldsman

Anyway, my list of amazing Apple TV+ shows. This will
go on for a long time.

The Apple production values are legendary.

And they literally don’t spend a cent advertising. Well, recently they have gone on other channels to advertise some of their shows. But seriously, dang!

Apple views its delicious shows as show-stoppers for its hardware. Hard to realize, but yeah. Apple is quite willing to pour millions into producing these beautiful shows on the off-chance that you’ll buy one of its products.

I love all my students. It hurts me when they choose to be less than their full selves.

You would totally plotz watching any of them. And yet Apple doesn’t advertise them.

Fully half of them star people like Tom Holland.

Apple TV+ has a whole metric fucktonne of beautiful shows you’ve never heard of.