RetroWave

"Skinny people should kill themselves"
Just log off, social media wasn't invented for people like you to become depressed losers online.

I remember trying to put on weight because I felt I would be happier because of it, and when it didn't work out I got depressed thinking I lacked value by my peers.
Gainers who don't realize it's impossible for some skinny people to become fat are gonna go insane when they realize how anatomy works.

Yeah but what if I told you that your art's disgustingly hot and probably has good smells? How do you respond to something like that?

People ask "Why watch the VGA's if all you're going to do is complain and bitch" when that is in-fact the best part about watching them
It is an absolute blast getting drunk and seeing all the stupid games I don't care about and being like Ongo Gablogian from Always Sunny

Curl up in bed and turn off the lights, preferably while burying my body underneath blankets and pillows

nah im just fucking with you it's fucking hilarious this guy's cute

Been seeing a LOTTA dick out badger and i gotta say this is all very childish

In case you were wondering Portal 2 and Bastion won all the awards again

wow oh my god more ninja samurais jesus who gives a shit

Well that was a whole hour-plus wasted on dogshit
I don't even remember any of the games I saw

Hey don't be mean to Ms. Pig my dad assures me she's actually very entertaining, you just have to ask all the late-night writers that were forced to work on all that when they were being punished :)

You know I feel bad for Geoff Keighley he's gotta hype up the most generic high-fantasy/cyberpunk JRPG you've ever seen conceptualized on a coke-riddled investor's Excel spreadsheet

Every single one of the people working there knows that their job and place of work is the butt of the joke in every single discord server I go

Oh my God Epic Games nobody fucking cares can you just please fucking just die already Christ almighty you suck

Sora, you can't stop us. Pete already stole Santa's heart and when Grandpa sues the pants off of Santa, we're going to be MAJORLY rich! Now, I won't let you go any further!

Sometimes I feel people who generally play minecraft religiously have really insular opinions and mindsets that make it intolerable as a casual
No, beds should not in-fact be an end-game item, sometimes acquiring enough wool sucks
I'm not gonna watch your 20-minute-long video on such an awful take

We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.

"I never thought KrugerSec would start field-testing fat-darts to subdue Runners, but I think I'm loving the results! D-Does that guard NEED to keep pelting me with 'em while I'm stuck, though~?" - @retroslime.bsky.social
(A gift to him from yours truly)

Happy anniversary to people on FA losing their shit that the characters in the banner were fat for one day www.furaffinity.net/view/1745704/

You ever wonder if the people who were calling everyone degenerates in this thread that went on to draw fat tits and hyperdicks wake up in a cold sweat at night realizing they've become the very thing they publicly ranted about despising?

3 Slots are gone now, so if you're still interested I am still open <3

3 Slots are gone now, so if you're still interested I am still open <3

My snail-shark hybrid (or 'snark') character, Retro, looking into the end of a dripping water hose. Retro is confused that the hose isn't continuing to pour water out to make him fatter, while his spiked shell rests against the rolls of his butt and thigh.

What the...?
Why'd the hose stop?? I was really enjoying that!

My snail-shark hybrid (or 'snark') character, Retro, looking into the end of a dripping water hose. Retro is confused that the hose isn't continuing to pour water out to make him fatter, while his spiked shell rests against the rolls of his butt and thigh.

What the...?
Why'd the hose stop?? I was really enjoying that!

Me exploring some friend's blobcave going: "This cave is not a natural formation -- someone built it. So, it must lead somewhere!"

2 of the 5 are gonzo, take them while they're spicy! :3

"Is this seat taken?" I say as I waddle over and fall on my face

2 of the 5 are gonzo, take them while they're spicy! :3

Collabs with a cool friend~

Ey goober would YOU like an artpiece from ME?
I am reopening for the time being with 5 (five) slots, because I like being able to afford food :)
As always, please DM me if you have questions about my prices, or what I'll be willing to draw!