Sebastian

Is it wrong to wait patiently because what you want more than anything is to watch him shit himself on live TV? Asking for a friend.

At least Hitler thought he was building a great society...

Not just enriching himself and tending his fragile ego.

Serious question

If we had been able to accept Sarah Palin, do you would we be in the mess we are in today?

I had a dream I was somehow a tag along on tour with Dave Grohl and we decided to take acid.

I woke up then, I think because I don't know what being high on acid is like.

...young statute of limitations expired Dave Grohl, not Dave Grohl with a beard. I'm not tryna cause trouble.

If there's money, sex, love or pride involved, someone's misrepresenting the truth.

Otherwise you're good.

Being let go from SNL is not the worst possible outcome for me. I loved my time there and the relationships I built. I thought Lorne Michael's fixation on my good looks just a little awkward, but really, I just can't wait to start my next chapter.

Ghislaine Maxwell didn't reveal ANY damaging testimony about Donald Trump.

Thank GOD!!

Could you imagine how awkward it would be to tie him to Jeffery Epstein (pedophille and rapist) and then ask him for a pardon?!?!

Hold hand, I show you old Russian magic trick, make you cum little bit.

Oh My GOD! I feel it!!
That's AMAZING!!!

Donald Trump describes the shipment of Tacos he has brought for Big Daddy Vladimir Putin on the tarmac in Alaska.

Colonial America
Revolution
The New Nation
Civil War
Reconstruction and Industrialization
The Progressive Era
World War I and the Roaring Twenties
The Great Depression
World War II
The Modern Era
Internet Age
The Age of Enshitification

I want 72 hours without a single word about Liam Neesom and Pamela Anderson, then I want to hear they lived happily ever after.

One minute?
One minute is missing on the Jeffrey Epstein prison video?

Can you subdue and strangle someone in less than a minute?

That minute shows a guard walk past but not bother to look in on ol' Jeff.

There. I started my first conspiracy theory.

Presidenting while Black

I'm pretty sure this is called Presidenting while Black

My wife and I have a plan for surviving illness in old age:
1) Get a life insurance policy
2) move to a no capital punishment state
3) sacrifice the sick one.

So -
aquital should give enough to live on

Conviction is a life sentence with 3 hots and a cot

All bases covered

#America

It wasn't until I was victim of identity theft I realized @creditkarma.bsky.social and the three credit agencies don't work in MY interest. They work for the banks.
Eat the rich.

Predators hide among the self-righteous. Does that mean the self-righteous are easy prey, or it removes suspicion?

We now live in a world where - if you take two moronic twits and let them argue in front of a camera, people will start wondering if one or the other might have a point.

If
EVERY
SINGLE
AMERICAN

Sent Elon Musk $1,000

It would NOT double his financial worth.

#EatTheRich

In ten years Trump will be completely lost to history.

Titillation and weak social drama doesn't have the staying power deep policy change does.

There are unconfirmed reports Ukrainian citizens will have the opportunity for a 10% discount at one of the five new Trump hotels expected to be built in Russia once a peace deal is reached.
One of them may even be built in Kiev, Russia.

Struggling to reduce screen time is the new fitness craze.

The very last thing I need is the Internet on my glasses.

Fuck you Zuckerberg.

You never know.

Maybe a foreign country created a novel assassination attempt by way of dropping an gullible idiot from the sky.

I think Candy Corn Hitler should accept the plane.

"Fifteen Year Old Panned Action Movie Shoots to Top of Streaming Charts"

Yes, Media. Thank you for pointing out I'm so bored and deprived of good entertainment I'll willingly doom scroll through garbage.

You forgot Orange Candy Corn Fucktard

I'll be honest, I'm not really seeing an increase in prices due to tariffs.

...I mean - I SLASHED my spending...

...you know....Thoughts and Prayers.

We also (apparently) can't pay you a wage that reflects the gratitude we feel.

Es lo si que es

Ouch! I felt that.

Or I would have, if hope we're still alive.

I KNOW this makes me a little bit irrelevant, but I don't WANT to talk to my appliances.