Ferrooot

Cuck alert go back to twitter conservative gloryhole

YouTube video by Ferrooot Peterbot silences mean poopyface

youtu.be/bq4vAYEjZ9A?...

i hate loot so fucking much. at least the little shit can be a slave for my landfall deck after foundations so he has some purpose besides selling marketable plushies and being spat on

Aurelia, the Warleader for MTG

Pledge of the Fallen, for Pale Tides. The illustration depicts the Norric people offering sacrifices in exchange for protection from the great leviathans that roam the northern tip of Caledon.

The High Priestess for Pale Tides - one of the Major Arcana in the Deck of Tides.

Warriors & Warlords cover for Black Library.

Heyyy #portfolioday! I'm an artist who has worked on Magic: the Gathering, DnD, Daggerheart, Warhammer, Silent Hill: Townfall, Destiny 2, Guild Wars 2 and more.

I'm working hard on my first game, the witchcraft TTRPG Pale Tides - you can still back it on KS! 🖤🖤🖤

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conservatives are beginning to publicly workshop their rehabilitation of jeffery epstein lol

arent u white? fuck u mean we. appreciate the sentiment ig

A man wears a chastity cage. Another man points to it and says "I love your chastity cage babe..." Inside the chastity cage, we see the man's penis keep track of the days with tick marks on a wall. It does bench presses. It plays the harmonica.

Alex looks at a Grindr profile called HungDaddy. She remarks "why do all these dudes on Grindr just post their torsos?" Resigned, she says "whatever. I'm too horny to think straight. I'll take a chance on one of 'em." Alex, dolled up in preparation for the encounter hears a knock at the door." She opens it to reveal the man she invited over is just a torso.

A woman asks her friend "Hey Shirley, whatcha up to?" Shirley replies "meeting a polycule I matched with on one of the freak apps." A rumbling is heard in this distance as well as a faint "na na na na na". The first woman look nervous. She turns around to reveal the polycule is a massive katamari of human bodies. The music in the background boom NA NAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KATAMARI DAMACY." One of the polycule members points to his mask and says to Shirley "uh... you're not wearing a mask. You said you were COVID conscious."

A grieving man says "thanks for coming to the viewing" Another man says "of course Tom, I'm so sorry for your loss. It's nice to see that the mortician posed Jeff per his final wishes. We see Jeff's body in the Family Guy death pose. Tom remarks "yeah, Jeff sure loved Family Guy."

A woman asks a clerk "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures toward the card rack and says "right this way, ma'am!" She holds up a flowery card with mixed cursive and block lettering font that says "Sorry for calling you "Pathetic" during my episode." She marvels "wow, there are so many of these. And in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."

EMERGENCY PODCAST: Alien Vs Predator Ft. @milesklee.bsky.social

we talk about the elon vs trump pedophile war + their nuclear fallout, then go over the bitcoin convention and the freaks who attended it last weekend

Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2ha...
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#MTG

batman so cool <3

@romoftheman.bsky.social go see this in theater with me little man

nice

a small white fluffy dog sits with upright posture on a wet stone path. they have on a tiny clear raincoat with light blue piping around the edges and little white plastic snaps to keep all the flaps in place. the hood is pulled up over the dog’s head and the stiff side flaps stick out just a little bit around the dog’s hind quarters.

This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10

thx mate

every single time its literally this

In a game filled with beautiful women in their 30’s, of course the antiwoke guy would pick the 16 year old. The pedocon theory remains undefeated.

ever seen a fancast so bad it made you rethink some of your foundational beliefs around the worth and dignity of all people

you don’t get ratios like this on twitter anymore

Long term uv exposure causes cancer, in 1945 people still thought cigarettes were good for your health

Being a germophobe must be so hard, but also UV lights cause FUCKING CANCER. Jesus christ, do some damn research before spreading harmful info

Being a germophobe must be so hard, but also UV lights cause FUCKING CANCER. Jesus christ, do some damn research before spreading harmful info

Imagine being so pathetic and racist that you walk through a virtual city and hand count the number of black NPCs (mostly reused character models) in a fantasy video game.

A man looks at a newspaper with the headline "Fed OKs Disney-Reality Merger" and says "Dang, DIsney finally merged with reality itself. A woman says "that means everything has the potential to be in Kingdom Hearts. They hear an ominous GAAWRSH on the wind and look over their shoulders in sheer terror. Behind them they see Donald, Sora and Goofy, in the flesh, with dead, vacant expressions. Sora swings his keyblade into the man's face with a satisfying SCHUNK. Blood flies everywhere. The man's braindead expression indicate he has been killed instantly. The woman shrieks a silent shriek.