That's was the most useful thing he could have done.

They did announce their prepacked meals will be cheaper than last year. Also smaller and with fewer options to choose from.

Of course not. Have they never heard of the man? He has a long history of that.

Don't feel bad "Danny Official" - Whiny little man baby like you, they're probably not yours.

"Openly accepted" might be the more accurate term.

Wasn't Jerry Springer mayor of Cincinnati at one time?
...and he still couldn't get elected by people who would take a chance on THAT idiot?

Typo there - should be "federal officer (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)"

Definition of "if my dog had your face I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards."

With photos from multiple angles (front, left side, back, right side minimum), there's software that's supposed to make an STL model of something like this.
Which could then be posted on the web for people to download and 3D print in various sizes and materials to mock those ICE holes

No, they won't. They'll just claim the elections are rigged.

My opposition to trump has never been about politics. The first time I saw him on TV (20/20 in 1980), I thought he was arrogant, greedy, and selfish.
I was only 10, so my vocabulary was missing more accurate words - but I knew I did not like this bad man.

In that photo, it looks like they're on embalming fluid

The guy on the right was doing their bidding? (unofficially, of course - like Mission Impossible)

I'm surprise she used a real (if massively inflated) number.
Next time, it may be in the gazillion or bazillions... possibly Brazilians knowing these morons

I love the poor quality of pasting the faces on them - makes it that much more funny

djt is dementia

That should get him the BDSM vote.

Was it toasted? That could leave some hard edges

Less attention was given to "Jared from Subway" when he was charged with possesion of child pornography and solicing sex with a minor.

In the 70s and 80s the most wanted man was Ilich Ramirez Sanchez - also known as Carlos the Jackal.
Now we put as much attention on a thrown meat sandwich - also know and Reuben the footlong.

Sorry, I was trying to roller skate in a buffalo herd. Can you repeat that?

"read names"... not "read all the names"
That's an important distinction

Then pack your bags you chickshit TACO

I saw something in there from 1973 - so I'm amazed that it's this small.
Though, once this mob boss has lost his influence, we'll probably start hearing about what he got away with.

...then spend 40 yarns waking through the dessert...

Hopefully, they don't take anyone else with them.

See, there's the problem... we know how this administration feels about feeding people.