cthul huramchek

some people will have definitely happened

While my post was more lighthearted, I agree with your assessment. I don’t like it but the heat really is that high

Electric rainbows were a fire hazard and were discontinued in the 50s but you can still find them sometimes in vintage storms

many are asking the question of how people meet each other these days. the answer is simple: they don’t

can you imagine lex with an arcade fightstick? no need for a lead time on his combos? fuck man, a thousand hours in strive, and supe would have stood no chance. but goku would handle the same situation no problem

one of the pieces of credit I will hand gunn is that in his superman adaptation, he showcases that there's no shortage of ways to kill him, but what luthor especially does is note that his style is lazy. he can shotcall every move supe will make like a football coach because he's never had to think!

a while back, someone on twitter compared it to, "remember that one time dog welder, whose power is to weld dogs together, welded the sirius system stars together" and I was pretty stunned to learn dogwelder was real. why anything, so why not that! dog welder is cosmic tier, fuck it all, and this.

the reasons why goku will never beat superman are an important lesson to any storyteller, there is very little value in the playground game of "well I made an infinity forcefield times infinity!" past the age of twelve, and if you even suspect it's what you're writing, it's time to rethink the story

right now they're doing blade vs. buffy and it's just the most whatever question in the world. go check page x on book y where they show they are capable of z. after a certain number of years "canon" is just the detritus of fandom. you might as well make it a poll on ao3 and call the result official

I feel like winning on death battle is just a test of who had the more hack writer. who was more interested in character power scaling than anything else. you can just not care at all about storytelling and skip to a homelander or deadpool. with age, "who wins" becomes a big old "who cares"

I’m not even old. this just happened anyway

Yeah I mean this is also Korb going so hard. So many ballers from him too. If victory is a measure of expertise it’s all his

If I knew I wouldn’t be in this one

bored single wizard zone

It’s so much better than the joke behind it would make you think. Better diss track than Taylor’s

How in God’s name do you choose a best soundtrack for this year. How do you pit Expedition 33, Silksong, and Hades 2 against each other for music. Each one is monumental, comparing them to each other is absurd when each could retroactively win so many years on their own

espresso martinis piss me off, I hate how common this aberration has become

Nobody wants to produce my screenplay for “Giant Orphan Annie,” where she’s a six-hundred foot tall kaiju-child that will annihilate New York City unless the Warbucks Division at DARPA can find parents for her

I started using it again because some people prefer it as a social comms framework, but I really have no idea how it continues to have use. it is barely usable

instagram reels are one of the worst feed concepts in existence, I really don't understand them. that's so much work to scroll through and most of it is reposting

as a great theologian will have once said, “we can’t expect god to do all the work.”

rapture is over and we’re all still here. if you think anyone deserves a better deal, you’ll just have to make that future for them yourself

holy shit

the way people talk about this game.., they should call it, sulksong

a watched clock never boils the same way twice, for its idle hands do the devil's work and no play makes jack a dull boy meets world is an oyster

huh

Fake LLM that just repeats any request back to it followed by "*chuckles" now why would I go and do something like that?"

silksong 🤝 helldivers
is it really okay to kill these bugs

just realized that elizabeth holmes and ghislaine maxwell are in the same prison camp. i wonder if they've played pickleball together

what was that elephant trying to stop us from seeing