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Just wait until they also see the economic returns from not having to subsidize car centrism as well. Cities bleed money by paying for urban sprawl, suburbs, and roads.

I'm trying to level up from eating raw honey by just eating raw bees.

Dope

The Tamiflu people really missed an opportunity to call it InfluEndza.

Just saw an http application that needs a 48 HOUR timeout to function.
Shooketh am I.

Just a reminder that IP via bird is a thing...

This is my old city journalist brain firing but I believe that the USA way of isolating everybody into unwalkable suburbia, requiring private cars for existence, & removing true public space has had a disastrous effect on the US's sense of community & empathy and we must, but won't, deal with that

That's my favorite part about my skin! Especially nice if you live in a dry climate.

in hour darkest hour our greatest champion returned

Fight Against Elon Musk’s Government Takeover ⭑ 5 Calls UPDATE (02/02/25): Musk and his DOGE team of personal allies have also now gained access to classified material including high-security intelligence …

Even if you can't get outside to protest this garbage, there is something that you can do. You can call from home, work, or wherever you are and demand action. This link can give you the numbers to call and even a script to follow.
🚨!Please share!🚨
5calls.org/issue/elon-m...

Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...

I'm doing dry January, and I'm gonna shotgun an imperial stout this Saturday

Dear all application developers,
For the love of fuck, please do not make your security questions cap sensitive...
Sincerely,
God damned everyone

(ideally get rid of that 1992 lookin ass security measure as a whole)

I love sending the Windows admins Pingcastle and Purple Knight reports to freak them out a little.

There's meat in my stereo now; send help.

Hell yeah, I always put turnip greens or collards in my vegetable soup

I have to show this to my Ger. shepherd corgi mix

There are some people who you could hand a bar of gold to, and they would complain about the weight.

The Forcible Assimilation into the Borg Act has passed the Borg-led senate with the help of 12 Federation votes.

The bill will next head to the slimly Borg-led house where it'll be voted for by like 20+ Federation members in addition to the Borg majority, then will be sent to President Borg to sign

Yeah, like this.

Can we please just make cities for people again?

I'm always skeptical of people that are "pentesters" that don't have even rudimentary networking skills. Like, that's 90% of what you are attempting to breach.

For years I thought that I didn't need orthotics, but now I stand corrected.

Thanks so much for your interest! FYI the app is NOT available yet. I hope to start an open Testflight beta next week and will post the invite here.

I overheard my wife and her mother hanging some shelves yesterday trying to find half of like 47&3/4... I asked them if they had cm on the tape measure, bc half of 121cm is way easier lol...

Radon xkcd.com/3037

It's not like it's those people's fault for being too dumb to understand nuance or introspection. The degradation of news for profit, the decimation of the American public education system, and spread of hateful propaganda of social media were all caused by specific people who can be named.

I really wish more American city planners and citizens would remember that walking is our natural state. I'm ever so busy that I can't afford to walk somewhere that's 15 minutes away, then I've really stepped in it.