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@markybar.bsky.social

Congratulations - you've found me! Your prize is an open invitation to follow me and a lifetime supply of inane and ridiculous posts.

22 Followers  |  8 Following  |  44 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  1.8223

Latest posts by markybar.bsky.social on Bluesky

WHO ARE YA
WHO ARE YA
WHO'S THAT BEHIND THE MASK

26.01.2025 22:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wanted to like it, but there's not even alcohol in it...

24.01.2025 09:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Deleted my last tweet due to several outspoken individuals fearing for my safety. My lawyers have advised me to not speak to any reporters at this difficult time. Please send your thoughts and prayers to P.O BOX 12354

24.01.2025 09:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And slagbots free. No mam. It's already ruined

10.01.2025 23:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here come the slags

10.01.2025 22:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Empty vessels are 90% of social media

10.01.2025 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's very annoying.

29.12.2024 14:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where have all the flowers gone?

28.12.2024 23:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Interesting

16.12.2024 17:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This yo-yo weather is taking years off my life. I'm like a poorly old lady! Cough cough splutter splutter

16.12.2024 17:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is how I live my life

15.12.2024 23:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's awful.

15.12.2024 23:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Twitter feed is a disaster. I can't get rid of the stuff I don't want to see

15.12.2024 22:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need some more funny people to follow. Reply to this with something funny please. Aware that nobody is following me to even see this but I'm desperate. I'm manifesting. Retweet?

15.12.2024 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm sorry but he's having an illicit affair with ai

15.12.2024 21:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this thing on?

15.12.2024 15:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AFFAIR!!

13.12.2024 22:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's nice not being force-fed nudes and bloggers on here but there's just so much history on twitter.

12.12.2024 18:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm glad you survived that ordeal. Never return to that shitemarket

12.12.2024 18:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He was Framed!

12.12.2024 18:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm back again to whatever the hell this is.

12.12.2024 17:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

85p for a a WHITE creme egg at Christmas? I hope you kicked it over and screamed

12.12.2024 17:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They make it so bloody hard to relogin to Instagram and Facebook i can't be bothered!!!!

30.03.2024 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently the 🤣 emoji is cheugy. Yeah ok whatever.

25.02.2024 22:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All the good shows are slowly dying. Help

25.02.2024 22:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kids these days

25.02.2024 21:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fair enough. It's probably an acquired taste.

19.02.2024 11:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lmfao don't knock it til you've tried it.

19.02.2024 11:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's false advertising to show Scotland/UK/Ireland with sunny skies and people wearing shorts on travel websites. It's most likely going to be grey and wet.

19.02.2024 11:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drag race is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too self referential.

18.02.2024 22:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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