ouijasurfboard r us

i'll cede that but you did say he was talking about john wick and the aliens sending john wick is hilarious

in the spirit of ALF, he was definitely talking about the day the earth stood still remake with keanu reeves.

Yeah, I used to think YouTube was getting flooded with an insane amount of bots with all the numerical suffixes but then it became pretty obvious they were just getting tagged onto authentic accounts. Not helpful for those of us suffering from dead internet theory paranoia!

i concur! he really does come across like he thinks anyone younger than him has zero historical context for anything and will be mindblown by his observations on society when he's a guest on pods, but I do think he really shines on bigfeets and the goofy tiktoks where the stakes are lower

highly improbable that a man would be reading on a plane. this image is staged. nice try, the onion

here to report i read his latest book (i'm starting to worry about this black box of doom) and, consistent with every podcast i've heard him on, that's an astute assessment (mostly just he is incapable of conveying a correct idea without being super condescending)

this simply cannot be a real person. i do not believe my lying eyes

so goes evolution: they might've if things were different, but they weren't, so they didn't

Hey, that's my emotional support data-harvesting smart device whose promise of numerically quantifying my health markers to improve my quality of life has somehow only contributed to my anxiety

Journalism is ONLY interviewing people with an obvious conflict of interest and TAKING THEM AT THEIR WORD!

every time this comes up i just think of that ctrl-alt-del panel

personally i'm in the market for online therapy, meal kit delivery plans, and easy-to-use website building platforms and i wish there was a podcast that would recommend some of these services to me

the amount of afraid the microphone has become of ed over the past year cannot be overstated

this is exactly why i'm so sure about it, but hank was born in may (famously the month before june) so what's his excuse???

culinary death of the author (seasoning food however you want at a restaurant)

a white parrot is holding an ice cream cone on top of a red no stopping sign ALT: a white parrot is holding an ice cream cone on top of a red no stopping sign

quote skeet with a HERO on a sign

no critiques of art allowed if the artist was being earnest in their attempt to do art, everyone