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They both melt in the heat, too!

11.08.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He attacks Taylor Swift, Beyoncรฉ, Oprah, Rosie Oโ€™Donnell, etc all the time. People who he simply disagree with has caused him to hate them.
He NEVER talks about the guy who tried to shoot him in the head. Because it was all fucking staged and fake. Or else weโ€™d hear the shooterโ€™s name all the time.

11.08.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Republicans are trying to tell us that we have the resources for a NUCLEAR POWER PLANT on the MOON but not universal healthcare. They must truly believe people are idiots.

10.08.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They hired a has-been actor to take his place

09.08.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dean Cain turned out to be a Homelander instead of a Superman.

09.08.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He quite literally created a BlueSky account to troll his constituents and rivals. Heโ€™s an unserious person holding a serious position in govt.

09.08.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew they had a sense of humor when they abbreviated Space Operations Command as SpOC, pronounced โ€œSpock.โ€

09.08.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck Scott Jennings.

09.08.2025 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scott Jennings needs to be punched in the face a lot more often.

09.08.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only valuable information they could obtain by shooting these is how to capitalize on igniting the batteries. Nothing else is unique whatsoever. And you know the govt is going to pay well above market value for them.

08.08.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Air Force wants Cybertrucks for target practice because they may start showing up on the battlefield The US military said the Tesla pickups have been found 'not to receive the normal extent of damage expected upon major impact.'

www.businessinsider.com/us-air-force...

08.08.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the USAF is purchasing cybertrucks for โ€œtarget practice.โ€ I call bullshit. Per the contract, the trucks only need to be towable and MUST have batteries removed. They wonโ€™t learn anything. This is just a scheme for the govt to keep propping Musk up by buying his trucks.

08.08.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DVO, folks. Destroying WI and the US, then begging Dems to clean up his mess. Typical MAGA bullshit.

bsky.app/profile/tils...

08.08.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t think he has time to debate. Heโ€™s so overwhelmed withโ€ฆ. *checks notes*โ€ฆ doing a piss-poor job of trolling his constituents on the internet. Guy is a fucking clown.

07.08.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting on a couch with a bowl of popcorn . ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with a bowl of popcorn .
07.08.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@momtofourcats.bsky.social ๐Ÿ˜‚

06.08.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even if we had money and cause to do this (which we donโ€™t if we canโ€™t even afford healthcare), we arenโ€™t capable. We struggle to get astronauts back from the ISS but they want construction crews on the moon? Lmfao. What a joke.

06.08.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œTrump stands by American allies at war by starting trade wars with themโ€

06.08.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only twice? I honestly expected it to be more. Trump isnโ€™t 1% the leader or human Zelensky is.

06.08.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get so mad sometimes at how much our govt failed us after J6. The greatest threat to our democracy right there in the open. But they wouldnโ€™t do anything because it would seem โ€œtoo political.โ€

06.08.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Utah is the Mississippi of the west. Change my mind.

06.08.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish DVO put half the energy he puts into trying to be a troll into talking to and actually representing his constituents. Seems like his only goals in office are to suck on yamtitties and post zingers online.

06.08.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

End of Civil War style, please.

05.08.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they tell him to eat cat poop he probably will.

05.08.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

20-yr veteran here. Consider myself a patriot. These people are traitors and I demand they be dealt with as such. And Iโ€™ve been saying this since J6, but I guess it was โ€œtoo politicalโ€ for our govt to handle it then.

05.08.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s the saying? Looks like a frog stood up and tried to pull pants on?

05.08.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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