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they/them - ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ - we will struggle and our compassion may be our only guide and comfort

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they should invent a falling asleep on the couch that happens in bed

24.02.2026 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1581    ๐Ÿ” 271    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Shhh, not now kitten...
Daddy's fixing Dungeons and Dragons by destroying Vancian magic strictures...

30.01.2026 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Gotchaโ€”letโ€™s dig into that step by step.

1. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโ€™re not just immobileโ€”youโ€™re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ. That makes total senseโ€”itโ€™s a natural human impulse, and youโ€™ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18562    ๐Ÿ” 5996    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 197    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107

The โ€œprosecute the former regime at every levelโ€ candidate has my vote in 2028.

07.01.2026 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86918    ๐Ÿ” 21345    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1615    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1509
POV: ur my friend at a party and im explaining why i hate "AI" so much

pov: ur my friend at a party and i'm explaining why i hate "ai" so much: june.cat/post/14

03.01.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

the US is a rabid dog that needs to be put down. death to America, I hope I live to see this rotten empire burn.

03.01.2026 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 543    ๐Ÿ” 148    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
It's Snoopy and Woodstock but as Dark Souls/Elden Ring/ George RR Martin whatever characters with the text:
My loyal blade, my promised consort
At long last you have returned

It's Snoopy and Woodstock but as Dark Souls/Elden Ring/ George RR Martin whatever characters with the text: My loyal blade, my promised consort At long last you have returned

24.12.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4559    ๐Ÿ” 1212    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
A figure with a flaming head walking atop a ruined structure is flanked by two large sentinels-- dog-like creatures wearing masks resembling the sun.

A figure with a flaming head walking atop a ruined structure is flanked by two large sentinels-- dog-like creatures wearing masks resembling the sun.

Sun Dogs

11.12.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1866    ๐Ÿ” 500    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep goingโ€”
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last tiโ€”
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

10.12.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13600    ๐Ÿ” 4859    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108    ๐Ÿ“Œ 228

what if we were both gay and held hands at the angel's egg 4k showing

13.11.2025 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 103    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When I watched "Possum" I was like my god this is so oppressive, and then I watched The Crown and I realized it wasnt the horrific interminable puppet that was symbolic of childhood abuse and the inescapability of harm, it was England that was putting me at unease

01.11.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the high of finding a new banh mi spot

23.10.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Heya!
Our comic has been out as a digital pdf for the entire weekend. I wanted to take a moment to thank everyone who is tipping even double the price we were asking; it means the world.

Since we are just 2 guys with a dream, consider telling us what you think directly, or via comment or review!

โค๏ธ

12.10.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 138    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Do you think Iโ€™d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.

18.10.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7097    ๐Ÿ” 1333    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
Preview
a man says i 'm serious as a heart attack while sitting in a chair ALT: a man says i 'm serious as a heart attack while sitting in a chair

NSR is when a game itself is gay, OSR is when the people playing it are trans.

If a Cis person plays an OSR game it is a retro-clone.

If an NSR game isn't inherently gay- yes it is.

Hope that helps sorting things out!

28.03.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 200    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
List of missing treasures - Wikipedia

What up hivemind! ๐Ÿ‘‹

Let's fight back against the doom and gloom of the world today and do something productive together ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜

Put on a comfortable pair of shoes ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

Fill your water bottle ๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿฅค

And grab a compass ๐Ÿงญ

We'll start at the top here and work our way down: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

08.10.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

bunch of gyoza and roast pork save me
save me bunch of gyoza and roast pork

25.09.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

21.09.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10294    ๐Ÿ” 2354    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 74

(reposting to add alt text.)

this is very important.

19.09.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

another reason Dems can't build an antifascist coalition is because they're already part of the fascist coalition. This is an incredibly common pattern for the second party in a late capitalist two-party system, which always seem to simply become a racheting engine of fascism with two factions

11.09.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Barrack Obama, DNC leaders etc are going to publicly cry a lot more about this violence than they ever have about any snipers, bombings or lynchings in Gaza.

โ€œViolence has no place in America!โ€ they will say, on their way to the Raytheon shareholders meeting.

10.09.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 720    ๐Ÿ” 210    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

sorry I canโ€™t do your tarot reading right now. the fool and the emperor are in each otherโ€™s arms. and the empress is in the corner fujoing out. next week, mmkay?

06.09.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pussy so treacherous you need a Stalker to navigate it. Throwing bolts at the bush. Gas mask on

01.09.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As always, the proof that AI will have no lasting impact on the arts is that it has produced nothing of value. It has been used in the creation of nothing of value.

It has nothing to offer the pursuit of beauty and understanding.

17.08.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1602    ๐Ÿ” 375    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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The next unit of SHELVED BY GENRE is here: from now through when 2025 restarts at the end of the year, we're taking a long but not exhaustive look at "Alan Moore qua Alan Moore"โ€”some early and later work, some major and some more marginal, all geared toward contemplating This Guy and His Deal.

16.08.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 171    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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I have a project I've been working on all of this year:

it's called DESCRIBE WORLD. it's made up of zines and free games and a new podcast feed where I do whatever the hell I want. the first pod ep is a 6 hour episode about criticism with @nochorus.bsky.social ckunzelman.com/describe-wor...

15.08.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 579    ๐Ÿ” 154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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Fishing as Ritual, water bodies as regal mediators, the play of light and wave patterns, and the reason why the Waterfolk exclusively spear-fish.

I'm happy to be writing anthropology-stuff again for #ZephyrRPG :))) this is gonna be a really cool baseline for the fishing mechanic.

#ttrpg #RPGLATAM

08.08.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think weโ€™re on the cusp of mass attempts to automate teaching, and I also think it is going to be a massive wasteful failure in ways that will make the โ€œlearning lossโ€ of the pandemic look like a speed bump next to a mountain.

05.08.2025 11:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3577    ๐Ÿ” 759    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90    ๐Ÿ“Œ 88

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