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vaguely masc potato, floating in space. constellation of words in a dog sweater. unlicensed unsolicited fruit advice. not a real ensign. he/they

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the potato chips in question. they were ketchup flavour

the potato chips in question. they were ketchup flavour

i ate some potato chips. rt if you agree

31.07.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 4

you're frustrating

13.05.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

peppers and cucumbers, too

13.05.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

tbf it feels real good if you're an undiagnosed neurodivergent kid in the 1980s, grocery shopping with your dad and you're trying to figure out what to do with yourself while he smokes a cigarette in the aisles

13.05.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i mean...capitulating to the fash? seems pretty on brand for the nyt

13.05.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i was never happy

12.05.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yummy yummy boot

12.05.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cool cool cool. party of prolife.

you want us dead or pregnant? which is it?

24.04.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: please don’t use ChatGPT, even tasks that you’d never pay a creative for in the first place, and so are not depriving humans of work, are massively resource-intensive and killing the planet.

Half Of Facebook, Apparently: this is what I’d look like as a Barbie!

10.04.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1262    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 10

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

09.04.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 19179    πŸ” 3650    πŸ’¬ 385    πŸ“Œ 245

Claim by the White House:

The Supreme Court ruling made it β€œvery clear” that Trump was β€œwell within his constitutional authority” to carry out deportations under the Alien Enemies Act.

What the Supreme Court actually ruled:

08.04.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2831    πŸ” 634    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 74

Mercy looked it up yesterday night and the tariffs are about to make my Crohn's meds unavailable.

So that's cool.

Anyway, don't sleep on the eugenicist aspect of this. Tariffs are going to make it unaffordable for disabled people to stay alive, which is part of the point of them.

09.04.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 499    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 3

this is already a huge problem with cars in general

08.04.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

77 million one mans

07.04.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone on the Other Site just said that no one needs a lawyer for a protest because you can't be arrested for peacefully protesting in America.

And now I will go spontaneously combust.

06.04.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 631    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 9

1. Stop assuming people announce all their activism on social media.

2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media.

3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media.

4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.

05.04.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 11886    πŸ” 3243    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 123

"CDs are an irrelevant technology." YES. Yes you're starting to get it. Look how stupid relevant technology is. You're so close to realizing that CDs are awesome

05.04.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2864    πŸ” 253    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 32

a lil hope, as a treat πŸ’›

02.04.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the trees were a mistake

30.03.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the recline function is a test

30.03.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he's super wrong about a lot of stuff. you and your colleagues are failing our communities by merely "demanding his resignation" and not FORCIBLY REMOVING THIS DICTATORIAL REGIME FROM OFFICE

28.03.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The strategy of β€œconcede a small point to win the greater point” should be replaced by the β€œLol, no” offensive. More effective AND more fun and easy to learn. Resonates across demographics. I am avail to give a seminar on this

27.03.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1207    πŸ” 219    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

rehabbed bungalow hell

24.03.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it was the best. live music, especially by and with bands and people that you love, is a treasure.

23.03.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fwiw they played a headlining set at every street festival in chicago one summer (maybe 1999 or 2000? i think?) and my dad and i went to every single one...

23.03.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fwiw i don't see anything wrong with it, it just looks like you're in the middle of saying something 𝑖𝑛 π‘–π‘‘π‘Žπ‘™π‘–π‘π‘ 

23.03.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

are...are we still operating under the delusion that legality matters to these chodes?

22.03.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would really be nice if the Illinois Attorney General's office would stop doing overt transphobia in their motion briefing.

It just keeps happening and I have to be honest, at a certain point it's not isolated incidents anymore.

19.03.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

those are some nice mushrooms bri

15.03.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"congrats you accidentally bought enough food to feed 24-36 people"

15.03.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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