Cynical Capricorn

Just got a tip from a guy at the FAA. You'll never believe who is still getting new government contracts while all the contracts at the Department of Education and USAID and other agencies are being nuked from orbit.

"I'm your Uncle. Sam." (Jackson, that is.)

Kendrick Lamar #SuperBowl halftime show

i think kendrick is president now?

Needed this so much right now. I just called out the fact that Kendrick Lamar carried that red, white, and blue theme through. He owned it!

My fam knew what that meant.

THEY don’t want us here, but they do not own the flag. “Not Like Us”

Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.

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Samuel L. Jackson as a stern Uncle Sam.
Black dancers in formations of red, white and blue.
40 acres and a mule.

I need to watch the Kendrick breakdown videos to see what I missed.

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Don't be sorry, HOE be CAREFULLL

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

Everyone in hip hop to Drake right now

Jimmy Kimmel just DESTROYED Donald Trump’s entire administration. 🤣

Kendrick gave us WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP, WHAT IS THE BRAIDS, and MUSTARDDDD all in one year. A legend.

Post: Freddy Mercury died of AIDS 33 years ago today. With modern medical technology, he likely would have lived. Never forget how much progress against major infectious disease has been made in a short time. We are at risk now of rolling back much of that progress.

We’re not going back.

Beautifully said. 💕

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My other hot take is, instead of spending 10 billion to terraform Mars they could undo the damage from deforestation and clean the oceans here on Earth

Supporting all of these 💛

LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine ☮︎
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Indigenous People 🫶
Women’s Rights 💖
Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Autism Awareness ♾
Disability Awareness 🏥

I get on the internets to laugh, learn and connect.

Raise your hands if you don't give a shit which bathroom someone uses.

As long as everyone washes their hands, I’m good.

Yup.

Not liking Kendrick Lamar is a bright red flag. And I’m not sorry, idiot!

Kendrick said don't let no white comedian talk about Black women and that's LAW, y'all need to take heeeeeeeed

If you go to a Wicked showing and start singing they should be allowed to beat you with popcorn bags. Them babies came to hear Ariana Grande and Cynthia Eviro, not Pam from the community theater troupe. GROW UP.

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Me on here skeeting to myself & all 12 people who interact with my posts 😂

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Finally, some gotdayum hoodie weather. Global warming has been warmin' this year.

Dear Universe:
Ambulances seen at Mar a Lago.
Test my atheism. Please, I beg of you.