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"this image appears to have nudity, are you sure you want to share it?"
"You're free to share content however you want but be sure it's within the law"
"You don't have to share this if you are under duress!"

Apple gave me a bunch of warnings before posting this so it must be racy

to say nothing of all the crippling self esteem issues i have about my body, woo boy

im sure its maddening sleeping with me, im like an obnoxious clown that cant turn "it" off

making fart noises when any manner of grab-ass is going on,

not messed up "bad" just messed up like, you know, me laughing when someone is playing with my nipples like "lol you think this is a turn on, pbbf, fag"

this may be because my own relationship with sex is, how you say, messed up

i think its easier to draw porn when im trying to make it funny

attempting to draw porn, wondering what it is im even supposed to be finding sexy about it yet expecting others to find it hot

i dont know how @anniemae04.bsky.social does it

Tales From The Keane Compound #824

Hmmmmmnngggghhh

Yo add me as a friend on Pokemon TCG pocket

Work is not the best place for me to try and do art, as I'm usually interrupted the second I start in on something. But when I get home, I'm exhausted and want to do little else but eat and veg. When the fuck did my life become all about min/maxing my time, this is bullshit

work talking about starting up an intern program again but with young interns who are "tuned into generative AI and its use in the workplace, especially in design"

which i cant help but just

groan

It's all coming back to me

Series of doodles of Grunder in more action poses and angles that I don't commonly draw. Practicing hair weight and fabric flow. Hands are difficult man, even his mostly because he doesn't have normal fingers.

I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.

ozzy, hulk hogan, and chuck mangione, all in a week. wow.

I need both actually, both. Def both

So much of my work days lately have been physically and mentally exhausting, and anything remotely requiring my input outside of work is equally taxing and irritating... Overall, I need like, several vacations. And maybe like, the best sex of my life.

Really enjoying Donkey Kong Bananza

Chatgpt write a blase email to employees detailing how they can waste their time volunteering to set up an event for our famously ungrateful, rude European office visitors

HR sure loves fuckin volunteering other people to do all their fucking work

if you die in deltarune toby fox comes to your house at night and completes your game file leaving you wondering which ending he left you with

Worm...

NOOOOO....!!!

You'll have a good birthday. There will be cake, cookie, eno, and everything!

speaking of voices, i dont really know how to describe my own voice besides weird and annoying. i get told i have a "certain affect" though, and i suppose that just comes from watching looney tunes as a kid

duhhh ok boss; some chick ive left as a WIP from months back. i wanted to draw someone who looked like they had that kind of ditzy, airheaded, raspy but kinda high-pitched voice you can often hear saying "GET OUTTA TOWN!" or "you're so BAD!"

Bought a large dog bed for upstairs, but Nando Plopcat had other plans...!

The moment the dog got up, Nando plonked himself down on it, curled up and went to sleep. Ungrateful brat hasn't slept on or in any CAT bed I've bought, but since this was the dog's...

#cats