On the positive side, LAFC fans will also get to bask in the beauty of Ryan Porteous as he careers around the pitch as if someone has removed vital parts of his brain.

It's ironic that a court finding him guilty of sexual abuse is no barrier to him entering the UK. It would no doubt stop him entering the US if he were a foreign national. Want to stop criminals coming to the UK, then stop Air Force One rather than small boats.

Men of an unnatural orange hue are also fairly objectionable.

'Spokes' by King Creosote. Jam packed with cycling related lyrics, some of which are too clever by half!

I have a Willie Miller mug, but unlike Trump, I feel he is deserving of at least minor deity status, so I offer no apologies!

If Kenny McLean had been available, he'd probably have started him ahead of Ferguson. Never seen a coach who refuses to use friendlies as a way of blooding players they way Clarke does.

The fact Ed Davey always has to be in a bloody wetsuit before you even see him on telly betrays the truth of UK political media coverage.

And you'll be upset to hear that tariffs on butteries remain so high that they are unlikely to gain a foothold in the US baked goods market.

But sometimes a weak opening group allows a challenger to start slow and gain momentum before triumphing. Italy in the 1982 World Cup is a great example.

It mirrors the behaviour of the Israeli state. Keep pushing at Palestinian people, until there is a reaction, and then use that reaction as justification for all subsequent behaviour.

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

Would've taken too long pointing to all the areas of the pitch he'd displayed what a narky little git he is.

As an Aberdeen fan, I'd love an English club with more money than sense to spend big on him, due to the healthy sell-on clause we apparently have. As a fan of Ferguson and his continued development, I feel extending the Italian stay might benefit his game more though.

Gullible fool, suckered in by the Loyalty scheme - me too!

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They were dealing with sex-changes as early as 1967 - Ultra-Woke!

Jeez, glad it wasn't just me. I was shouting at the dick to shut up!

I'm glad to have left that utter cesspool Twitter behind, but the limitations of Bluesky content and interactions aren't half shown up when you can hardly find anyone horrified that Grant Hanley is starting for Scotland again!

Nice to see Newcastle United win something after decades of pain. Just a pity that it was made possible by investment from a state that murders critics and uses execution as a tool to silence protest.

I genuinely burst out laughing when a mate broke the news. I assume John Brown, William of Orange and Grado were otherwise engaged.

You've got a picture of the wrong Jimmy Smith. The one who should be on the list played 1922-23 to 1930-31 seasons. 1960's era Jimmy in the picture moved on to Newcastle way short of the number of appearances required to feature in the list.

It's one of my favourite shows of recent years, and I love Jean Smart in everything I've seen her in. Forfarshire grandparents apparently!

From the river to the sea, stand free 🇵🇸

His team Eupen got relegated to the Belgian second tier, though personally he seemed to have good stats. His team are still struggling this season, but he seems to be playing well again.

Deleted the day Trump's victory was confirmed. Do miss it though, as not enough Scottish fitba related postings on here.

Son of Mike Teasdale.

Battles are problematic. Can't we just settle on something we all like that isn't divisive? HMS Mrs Brown's Boys or something?

In truth, they should be thinking more of the delicate feelings of us Scots, after all our nation sided with France in the Hundred Years' War, not the English.

He was a breath of fresh air at the time. We'd had a decade of turmoil with likes of Alex Miller, Steve Paterson and Skovdahl. I remember how it felt things were changing for the better when he made Severin his first signing. Brought optimism back to the club.

I remember Barry Norman apologised for pre-judging the film. He thought it was going to make heroin look fun and aspirational, as some of the pre-release publicity looked rather too cheery. After seeing it, his view had changed somewhat it's fair to say.

Loved the fact that when the Go-Betweens got back together for a few gigs, they christened themselves 'The Australian Go-Betweens'.