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He says that like it’s a bad thing.

Fool!

“I gotta protect my phony baloney job!”

Parents upset they now have to take care of kids themselves.

Classic baseball card pose. RIP Larry.

My trouble is shocking delays.

I Love the Smell of MAGA Tears in the Morning Hope came home smelling like tequila and vengeance, and she’s staying for fucking breakfast.

Because this time, we won. And I don’t feel bad about rubbing it in their fucking faces. Not one bit. Maybe that makes me petty. Or maybe it just makes me honest.
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FIFA is one of the most corrupt sports organizations in the world,if not the most. Slip it enough cash they’ll do anything.

Pervert!

Whatever trims your weeds! 😊

Lesson from last night: avoid conventional wisdom. Mamdani could have been like, "I'm just a rookie assemblyman. Should wait my turn, check in with Schumer and Jeffries to see when it's okay for me to move up." He had a better thought: "Fuck those guys."

There’s trouble a brewin’.

I’m frightened by it.

That’s a lot of mowing and trimming.

Pure gold!

Happy Birthday to the late, great Joel McCrea, born 120 years ago today

Tonight seems to be a strong rebuke of the Republican Party’s “make shit as bad as possible as quickly as possible” strategy

Deirdre from tv show Andor, sitting in a prison cell from which there is no escape.

Deirdre, alone in her cell, contemplates her life choices.

Think of a career as an ICE agent.

The horror. The horror.

It’s okay! It’s mostly for the kids’ table.

Warning: have your barf bag ready for corporate media's coverage of Dick Cheney's death.

Too soon, T, too soon.

Meh

How old is the dog?

Seems like telling us whose tape might’ve been more informative.

Barry, John Barry. Happy Birthday.

Good question. No. She hasn’t. You can check out anytime you like, but you can NEVER LEAVE.

Mine would be “old guy standing in line at pharmacy”.