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@onioji.bsky.social

Musician, Painter, Minor League Dungeon Master. Also a cat dad so be warned.

19 Followers  |  18 Following  |  106 Posts  |  Joined: 26.10.2024  |  2.4043

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You are clearly racist against the french.

26.10.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mother Fuck I'm trying to post that fucking Mime pokemon and it keeps just making a black screen!>!LJHB@!OIU!

Fuck Technology@! eGET OFF MY LAWN!

26.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Help Help I'm being repressed.

26.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Take two...

26.10.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe spend less on AI and more on making sure your creators don't get assaulted during you events.

20.10.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That song is the best part of Harald and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay.

20.10.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will see you and raise you Mickey Avalon - My Dick. "My dick plays on the double-feature screen, your dick went straight to dvd."

20.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How it started. How it's going.

One year of the Oreo cat.

19.10.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Thanks @bushsbeans still waiting on that partnership though πŸ˜‰ #beans #bean #bushsbeans
YouTube video by The Plant Slant Thanks @bushsbeans still waiting on that partnership though πŸ˜‰ #beans #bean #bushsbeans

@vavaandbjorn.bsky.social I saw this and immediately thought of you.

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19.10.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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An old punk is still a punk. For anyone who can't read that. It all says "Nazi Punks Fuck Off."

Maybe its time to buy that new pair of Doc's I've been looking at.

17.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ace Frehley, Kiss Lead Guitarist and Solo Artist, Dies at 74 Paul 'Ace' Frehley, lead guitarist and cofounder of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame members Kiss, has died. He was 74.

RIP Spaceman. I'll never forget being 21 in a punk band, but not a night went by without us playing Cold Gin. Thanks for the memories.

#kiss #spaceman

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17.10.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one says that to someone and then means it when they say "I'm sorry." I hope you end up living a long wonderful life just to piss off the monsters.

28.09.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing pissed me off more when I was streaming than seeing people post expensive commissions or cosplay outfits or fancy dinners... and then a month later they are begging for money cause they cant pay their fucking rent.

14.09.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you looked around? Empathy is thin on the ground these days.

07.08.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm trying to decide if that's racist or not...

04.08.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cause he was Luigi.

04.08.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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an older woman is sitting at a table holding a pair of glasses in her hand . ALT: an older woman is sitting at a table holding a pair of glasses in her hand .

Walking around the dollar store and they had a copy of Groundhog Day on dvd for $6.

The cashier eyes lit up when he picked it up, "Oh man, its so cool that you buy physical media. I watch a lot of youtubers that are into physical media."

Not looking so old now am I?

25.07.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, why are we on yet another platform without an edit button. Damn auto correct!!

23.07.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My absolute favorite memory of a concert ever was Ozzy and Rob Zombie on the Merry Mayhem tour. There were a pair of 1%'ers next to me and my buddy and we were legit worried. "Ma'am I'm Coming Home." Suddenly I've got a 40 year old biker with his arm around me as we cry and singing along.

23.07.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that's how they are going to bring back the dollar menu.

23.07.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man sitting on a couch with the words you hear that elizabeth ALT: a man sitting on a couch with the words you hear that elizabeth

That's the problem with your generation!

10.07.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But the Cheer's box set is soooooooo expensive the rest of the year. 😭

09.07.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cower before my guac! Make your peasant salsa, and wallow in the shame your family feel knowing you could never even steal a good recipe you soap sucking monster!

Love ya Mija.

03.07.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You are an inferior being and we have evolved past your soap herb.

03.07.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Were other weapons available to them? Cause it might just be a case of the only available option. I recommend offering them nunchuck, sai, or a hand crossbow. I imagine one could find them on the internet or in a shady "mall."

I imagine...

10.06.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just pile tomato on it and call it a crostini.

26.04.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Think of this way. Tomorrow you can have salad and it will be hype cause you have real fucking hardcore croutons for it.

26.04.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would happily take you on a tasting tour of our best onion rings. Just fly across the ocean and hit me up. lol

04.04.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have apparently never had a good onion ring, and I'm sorry for that. When you get some real strong onion coated in a good batter... I'm getting heartburn just thinking about them.

04.04.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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