Lizzie 🏳️‍⚧️

No the WWE lady is the Secretary of Education, his defense attorney is just a woman who sold her soul for money long ago

What I would give to hear “if everyone in the list happened to be your political opponents and adversaries, why did you push that the list was a Democrat hoax?”

Well yeah, she is still the same woman who stalked a school shooting victim and called them a paid crisis actor.

At the very least, I can appreciate her finally breaking out of “I must do whatever Trump said” and taking a firm stand on something.

Okay but you know how funny it would be if his handlers are telling him they have it situated only for them to betray him because they’re nervous from the last election?

YouTube video by CNN MTG on what caused explosive rift with Trump

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Something something, then they came for me. I’d love for her to realize the error in her ways but the onus is on her to make her amends not us to give her a gold star for noticing what we already know

Now I would love to see MTG reach a “come to Jesus” point, but I’m not gonna exactly dine with her before we see actionable change on her part

No she did make a few apologies for “using divisive rhetoric” after getting threats bc of her stance on Epstein

But anyone willing to make actual amends would be aware that just saying that isn’t going to convince many people

bender from futurama is talking to a woman in a white tank top Alt: bender from futurama is talking to Layla, laughing, taking a break to say “oh wait you’re serious, let me laugh even harder” and then laugh more (the second laugh is excluded from the GIF)

Yeah dude okay, I’ll be sure to keep that in mind when the Democratic Party runs on “we’re all one party, American” while then saying that trans people shouldn’t exist in 2028

Welp it’s a new holiday season and since it’s my first on Bluesky, here’s my evergreen opinion on the yearly Starbucks holiday cup controversy:
If I have to pretend to care about a stupid coffee cup from a company that screws over their baristas *ONE* more year, I might lose it

You know you’re right, I should run this card more

You know what’s hilarious? I don’t think anyone actually named him in any of this, his base said “let’s see the Epstein files like you promised” and he instantly just started this

I thought I had saved memes after this one but when the universe speaks we listen 🥰🥰🥰

Not to say that the natural world isn’t beautiful, but rather I see the universe as beautiful because it is just a series of random coincidences that got us here

My personal viewpoint on it is that we have essentially survivor’s bias. We get the benefit of looking at our history bc we survived. I’m almost positive there are an equivalent number of timelines (in theoretically infinite space) that humans did not reach this point

Idk I have a very different view of that, I think Magic is first and foremost a card game, the point should be to have fun

Not necessarily, this is a modification until end of turn, if we were to change it, does this mean modifications such as Giant Growth is also errated to “Target creature gets +4/+4” and you’re just supposed to know it cleans up

That said, I didn’t see the need for the “this enters” errata until they did it and I realized it was a good idea, I typically don’t like erratas so I could be incredibly biased

I mean yeah, it would just be another thing to learn, but I think this is a big errata that doesn’t really add anything. I think not having “until end of turn” is less impactful of an errata than, for instance, the “this enters,” I just don’t think it’s worth it imo

I disagree, I think having the default duration of effects be “permanently” and explain when it’s EoT is a lot more new player friendly

It’s like having reminder text and stuff, imo. It makes the card have more text but newer players don’t have to remember everything

I’m currently still replaying Powerwash 1 to have the whole story before Powerwash 2, but I played a few levels and it’s gonna be hard to unseat a game where you get an office you can decorate and have cats in. The only other possible game is Unbeatable if it releases

I can’t find the meme but it’s the one with the dominoes, bc MCR was formed in the aftermath of 9/11, Twilight was written bc Meyer was in love with MCR and 50 Shades was written as a fan fic of twilight, which makes 50 shades the third worst thing to come out of 9/11

Ironically, a Twilight porn flick would still be called 50 Shades of Grey. Iirc, that book was written as Twilight fanfiction

a woman with curly hair is wearing a red tank top and gloves . Alt: Bar none the most embarrassing gif that anyone has ever seen, it’s Debby Ryan in Radio Rebel (which just off rip, a Disney movie named “Radio Rebel” like come on) doing one of the most cringeworthy smiles of all time, like the “oh my goodness, I’m so quirky and different from all the other girls here” as she brushes back a strand of her hair, except I’m actually pretty sure the hair gets more in her eyes from this “brush away.” Shes wearing like a typical late 2000s “punk” fit which is just like a tank top with fingerless gloves on

Never in a million years

You forgot the most important part where you tell anyone around you that it’s actually more effective to do it that way because it cooks on one side first and then you can not worry about uneven cooking and it was your plan all along

You know, I’ve always admired hockey players for having the dexterity to do what they do, but this is a new level of

Considering Mace has cozied up to Trump recently, I’m sure she’s the flip. Which makes it even worse, they have convinced a sexual harassment victim that it’s in her best interests to let it continue. Hell is not good enough for them

“Going to”? He was on Fox News saying that the Dems need to own the shutdown. The only thing stopping him from being a Republican is the D by his name

As soon as it passes, Fox News and the Right wing media machine will relentlessly blast the Dems for killing healthcare bc those 10 voted for it and just conviently leave out all the GOP that did too

Just went shopping at Aldi (where we have consistently had 99 cent gallons of whole milk) and I think the cheapest pound of ground beef I found was around 12 or 13 bucks 😭 thankfully the ground turkey was only 5 bucks but maybe “denying reality” is a bad economic policy

I don’t think he’s seeing January 2029 bestie. You saw how Obama looked after 4 years? Now imagine starting that at 79 with an abysmal diet and extreme social unrest. ATP every day that I don’t hear he’s not dead is starting to be more out a surprise