@windowcat.bsky.social
i’m here to write shitposts and get followers and i’m all out of shitposts
my favorite thanksgiving movie is scott pilgrim vs the world
28.11.2025 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0anyone else think cuomo just didn’t write a concession speech so he’s basically reading what he had?
05.11.2025 03:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0trump 2016: space force in the military
trump 2020: forced spaces in the military
i was the 912th like on this post and that’s how i helped stop 9/11.
05.09.2025 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
01.09.2025 02:51 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the chip i dropped between my couch cushions
29.08.2025 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AI for AI makes the whole world dumb
24.07.2025 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tree wizard. he claps his hands and creates a balloon.
11.07.2025 00:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HBO Max is changing their name to HBO Max
14.05.2025 15:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s just water weight
06.05.2025 23:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My cat’s name is Hester! Just one letter off.
28.04.2025 00:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@bencollins.bsky.social what’s going on here 👀
03.03.2025 19:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me to hochul:
18.02.2025 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me every time I see someone working for Elon musk
04.02.2025 02:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0is this your kid? are you married to a bike?
09.12.2024 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i refuse to take shortcuts to fame (posting photos of my cat) i’m going to do it the hard way (posting stuff nobody wants to read)
08.07.2023 00:41 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0if you block me, block me with a wall of bricks in a wine cellar. then try to find a way to live with the guilt.
you can’t
“we can’t all be winners”
-me coming in dead last
it just rained on me
or is god peeing
the 90s: talking about Friends in the office
the 2000s: talking about The Office with your friends
The great beyond: lord help us i know not
when you know you’ve posted a banger
19.07.2023 03:17 — 👍 133 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0how you like dis course
21.07.2023 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0me: staring incredulously at IKEA instructions.
IKEA instructions:
logging on…
29.07.2023 02:27 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0if i found a genie in a lamp i wouldn’t make wishes. i’d just decorate with it then be like “that’s my genie in a lamp” to everyone who came over.
09.12.2024 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0reacquainting myself with this app after about a year away like…where’s alf ?
09.12.2024 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my favorite justin timberlake songs
22.06.2024 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s actually Patrick
12.02.2024 03:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that’s why they call it FOOTball
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