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"Napoleon is master of Europe / Only the British fleet stands before him" in the blue and orange Zohran Mamdani campaign style

No one has ever described their AI use to me without sounding incredibly lazy and jaded.

RETVRN

Screenshot of a tweet from Officer Lew (@officer_Lew) on Twitter. The tweet reads: “CONFIRMED: Spoke to at least 6 NYPD officers and they told me that many of the rank and file have already started to put their early retirement papers in and are actively looking for departments in North Carolina, Tennessee and Florida. All thanks to Zohran Mamdani getting elected..” Below the tweet are three images in a collage: 1. Zohran Mamdani smiling and looking to the side on a city street, wearing a dark blazer and white shirt. 2. An NYPD SUV parked at an intersection in Times Square with people walking nearby. 3. A group of NYPD officers standing in uniform indoors, hands folded in front. Timestamp: 9:22 PM · 11/6/25 · 215K Views.

Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!

Screenshot reads, "A Carnivorous ‘Death Ball’ Has Emerged from the Deep This newly-discovered species is being called the “death-ball sponge” for its appendages, which end in orbs and are covered in micro-hooks meant to capture prey."

Not now, carnivorous death ball

bluesky mods retire bitch

We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.

A Facebook post from Brian kibler. "As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source"

Dead

terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink

A spider megacity implies the existence of a spider Judge Dredd and I have never been more terrified.

Oops I leaked it. #art #crashbandicoot

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

Balatro 2026 Wall Calendar (featuring 13 photos of Ben Starr) up for order at Fangamer ($19) buff.ly/LesXFor

Personally I think we need a little less of Sonic being explicitly heroic and a little more of him being rebellious and a little selfish

@wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social
it was pretty obvious what I was gonna clip this week

HONESTLY.

Like, sorry you keep getting to see something cool? I guess?

maybe we should keep this

box of Cheez-It crackers, the variety is "completely charred," and the banner at the top of the box says "They're Ruined"

Here they are individually in case you wanted a better look at each of them!

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war. Introducing: Warhammer Survivors, coming 2026.

The endless night closes around you in the universes of Warhammer. Pick a champion and eviscerate endless swarms of enemies ⚔️

Watch the trailer 👇

Here, a meowl

A MEME ABOUT HOW I BULLY NERDS THAT PLAY BAD MUSOS WHILE I MYSELF ALSO PLAY BAD MUSOS

Doug Bowser points to a plush of Bowser. HEADLINE: Doug Bowser Actually Goes by ‘Doug Koopa’ in Japan.

Ahead of retirement, Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser confirmed everyone in Japan calls him “Doug Koopa” instead.
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90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

You heard me

sussura People will say "write what you know!" But I know so little tlaquetzqui "Bad books on writing tell you to write what you know', a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery." - Joe Haldeman pondofreflection What a perfectly brutal comment.

The Aquarium Is Empty and Yoshi Refuses To Show Us What’s in His Mouth