Hotdog

Surprised he can tell anyone much of anything considering how he got his jaw fucked up.

With certain VAs in the KH series not being particularly great people lately, I am happy Hikaru is still being an absolute badass as usual.

Sleepovers hit different when your buddy rented this from blockbuster for the weekend

ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family CHICAGO—Saying he couldn’t remember the last time an immigration raid had been so convenient, fast, or fun, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Mark Hammond reportedly scored an easy win Monday ...

ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family

Gabumon squad!

“The world’s most valuable private company makes rockets that sometimes work and child pornography” is a factual statement and the most damning indictment of capitalism I’ve ever seen.

CON: School once again ruled by whoever has the most Pokémon cards

Pros And Cons Of Social Media Bans For Teens https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-social-media-bans-for-teens/

current front page in the onion newstand

It's hard to overstate how NORMAL it was to sexualize teen girls when I was growing up.

"Jailbait" jokes were everywhere, I was constantly sexually harassed by men in cars when walking to school in 6th grade.

Epstein is of an cohort where it was GENERALLY maybe a little edgy but not extreme.

Their time has come

I genuinely think regular video games need to be horny and mean again

Damn, so we can't argue over something meaningless?

americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool

God Informs Humanity Choking People Meant To Die ‘Do Not Intervene, It’s Their Time,’ Says Divine Almighty Being

God Informs Humanity Choking People Meant To Die https://theonion.com/god-informs-humanity-choking-people-meant-to-die/

Or, you know, JK Rowling is hugely transphobic and they weren't alive for the main craze the books had during the 90s.

A close up photo of a dog's snout where her lower teeth are visible

Teef

I've watched this episode a few times but I never realized how genuinely funny this bit is until my last rewatch

Report: Honestly, Man You Saw Get Hit By Bus Can’t Stop Thinking About You Either

Report: Honestly, Man You Saw Get Hit By Bus Can’t Stop Thinking About You Either https://theonion.com/report-honestly-man-you-saw-get-hit-by-bus-cant-stop-thinking-about-you-either/

they named a street after some of you

135. 🪱

X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures

X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures https://theonion.com/x-users-ask-grok-to-put-more-clothes-on-elon-musk-pictures/