What happens to your brain when you see the 1000th headline asking “What happens when you eat X every day for Y days?” Who the fuck cares?!?!?

Let them eat dolls?

Incredulous (or playing dumb) reporting that the economy isn’t yet showing the predicted, massive effects of tariffs is like reporting that the predicted destruction from a just launched missile can’t yet be seen at the target site.

Opinion | Why Did Wall Street Get Trump So Wrong? (Gift Article) Wall Street mistook demagogy for wisdom.

War on science government aside: So may fucking morons. And me too - it was clear what this fucktard was going to do, as he said it over and over again and I didn’t sell everything and immediately move to New Zealand. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/07/o...

If we tell Trump he’s already beat every record for the World Leader Special Olympics, you think he might stop trying? Probably not - he’s just a natural and he’s not even trying!

My lashes ARE a big deal!

A Bay Area Democrat ventured into a red district for a town hall. Here’s how it went — San Francisco Chronicle BAKERSFIELD — Rep. Ro Khanna told hundreds of voters at a town hall Sunday to mobilize against Republican priorities like slashing funding for Medicaid and other federal services.

Well, this is something that Democrats are doing. It’s actually a pretty good idea: apple.news/Apn6XyCOMQy-...

Heretic (film) - Wikipedia

This. Wow: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heretic...

“Fuck Trump”, or possibly “Fuck Trump-Musk” should be our new go-to salutation. Start every interaction you have with this catchy replacement for “Hello”!

I see headlines about how to decrease your risk of dementia - given today’s environment, I think I need to consider INCREASING my risk of dementia! Or maybe it’s already kicked in and THAT’s what’s going on.

Now that we are in an anti-woke world, do I need a “bronoun”?

Trump has canceled Biden's ethics rules. Critics call it the opposite of 'drain the swamp' Donald Trump took office eight years ago pledging to “drain the swamp” of the dominance of Washington influence peddlers.

Dear Dems. This is a reminder that Donald Trump rescinded the ethics rules preventing gifts to executive branch employees.

Now would be a good time to propose legislation formalizing the prevention into a law

Time to do things that make him react to you.
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Flatulenchilladas! If you’re listening, @tacobell.bsky.social, you’re welcome!

I totally agree there should be a war on stupid. But you have to be ignorant or stupid to support stupid people. I have to conclude that the vast majority of people are, well, stupid. They don’t like inconvenient truths, so they choose mass stupidity.