Bill "Spooky" Stinkwater

They're donezo!

Oof, gotta throw the whole microwave out now

Smells like cooked Yankees in here

Im gonna add 3) add an s to the end of every grocery store name

Vlad Jr., Good lord

I should eat a mortadella and cheese sandwich with some wonder bread and mustard in front of some Italians to start some shit. (That would probably be good though)

I'll basically devour anything someone that grew up during the Great Depression would have ate as a treat. Bologna, spam, mysterious game meats, canned anything.

Oh and the 10 cent ramen noodles hot the spot every time. I'm like 68% sodium

Ohhhh yeah, the Panthers are like that aren't they

Honestly kind of want a milkshake now that we're talking about it

I mean I did enjoy them, milkshakes are good after all

Like a level 3 one too

This music they're playing in Florida is the most generic Video Game ass music I've ever ehard

The Cubs organization is mostly trying to run Wrigley into a tourist trap.

You don't have to pay for the best Cinderella actor to put on the Cinderella dress. You can pay barely minimum wage for whoever the dress fits on as long as people keep buying Disneyland tickets.

"My promise to you, I will not do anything good!"

screenshot of a popup on Google Sheets with two buttons "Learn more" and "Got it" header reads "Gemini can now do more for you in Sheets" with "for" scribbled out in red, and the word AS above it, so it says "Gemini can now do more AS you in Sheets" below that: Gemini can now make requested changes and insert content directly into your files. HIGHLIGHTED TEXT: All inserted content will be attributed to you in version history. For inline features like =Al), Gemini will insert content directly. For the side panel, Gemini will provide a preview first unless it understands your goal is a direct edit, such as making a pivot table or adding conditional formatting. Gemini in Workspace can make mistakes, including about people, so double-check responses.

google wants to introduce errors into my spreadsheets and attribute them to me

a sports film that acknowledges it was originally meant to be a toothless PR-friendly "doc" and actually documents the hard pivot to losing access and encountering hostility when reality took a turn would be the first good one of these

Keeping it subtle in THE DEVIL'S NEEDLE (1916).

Silent films, especially in the 1910s, did not shy away from graphic portrayals of drug use, including onscreen needle use. Thing toned down after Will Hays came to town but they were still presented until the full implementation of the Code

Oh wow, what an announcement from LeBron

I know what I can tolerate at work:

smart, but mean: watch your 6, but possible ally through commitment to excellence

stupid, but nice: doesn't know much but has your best interest at heart.

stupid AND mean: irredeemable. leave yesterday.

anyway, good luck to the fine folks at CBS News!

picture of chicken and broccoli in a pool of alfredo “CHICKEN & BROCCOLI ALFREDO Grilled chicken with alfredo sauce and broccoli topped over pasta”

“topped over pasta”??? yeah but i shouldn’t have to ask for proof

let's do the fucking posting

It comes for us all eventually

Lawn's been a little thirsty

Needed this rain imo

Exactly

I don't think there is anyone close to being a favorite right now. Maybe the Bills still but they're still the Bills

Sorry to keep harping on this, but the AFC South *and* the NFC South were undefeated this week, 7-0 (Atlanta had a bye).

Everything is fucked up!

Ridiculous!

Yeah, the little things they had done so well they're just not executing on anymore. I mean, kicking the ball out of bounds to set the Jags up on the game winning drive is incomprehensibly dumb

Seriously, he literally made two perfect throws that were absolute works of art that I already forgot about because watching him flop around and score was *hilarious*