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they/them | 25 | come, sit. chew the tubby custard a little philly
who is Papa Squat
07.11.2025 23:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0guy just walked up to me at work holding something that was very much so not a pizza and said βare these the only pizzas you gotβ
07.11.2025 23:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0twice
#balisong
hungry baby keem be like: when you come see the stir you better fry, ho
06.11.2025 21:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0highly recommend eyebuydirect or one of the other cheap online sites
my insurance covered an exam and lenses but not frames so i just got my prescription and ordered a really nice pair of glasses for $39 instead of the $80+ id be paying for shitty frames in person lol
choosing to believe that you were converted by jim & john
06.11.2025 18:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0do any of yall ever randomly remember something that pisses u off so bad that it ruins ur day
06.11.2025 16:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0itβs on the spectrum but not necessarily the same
06.11.2025 13:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0do you think the entities in area 51 are enjoying a nice break from testing and tormenting during the shutdown
06.11.2025 04:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0extra credit on a polygraph test
05.11.2025 17:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if ya fart what iβm sniffin, yknow?
05.11.2025 17:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0itβs a spiritual difference
05.11.2025 01:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0you know what they say. same shit different butt
05.11.2025 01:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CUTE
04.11.2025 13:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0schizofennec
04.11.2025 00:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0danny phantom pain
02.11.2025 02:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i-itβs for the bitβ¦.
01.11.2025 23:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0going to a late halloween costume party in a suspiciously high quality straitjacket and muzzle and convincing everyone that itβs just a costume and nothing else
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i wanna give a tweaker an ipad with chatgpt and a notebook and make them journal daily
31.10.2025 00:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
iβm convinced that ppl just donβt have tastebuds
coworker gave me this, glazing it hardcore. this is the nastiest fuckin thing iβve ever put on my tongue
it tastes like a raisin boiled in cranberry sauce and marmite. what the fuck do u mean βchocolate chip brownieβ
BASED AS FUCK
itβs been too long since my last oneβ¦ (fd)
shoutout viaducts
gotta be one of my favorite structures
a lot of the asmongold βloreβ IS real though
like the good old classic Blood Wall
transfers with the DE kraken :3
posting this a day early over here lol
#balisong #butterflyknife
26.10.2025 18:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
strict peanut diet. blasting anaphylactic ropes
26.10.2025 18:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0got a DE (double edged) balisong finally :3
#balisong #butterflyknife
no one ever comes out of the bathroom disheveled with a strip of toilet paper stuck to their shoe anymore. what happened
17.10.2025 22:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
