Ian Lord of the Onion Rings

Yeah, well, I'M buying Netflix, so who owns who now?

I bet @jaspercwang.bsky.social is looking at the books and wondering how much the coop would save if AI was answering Funbag questions. Idiot robots wouldn't know which words to hilariously capitalize

Simpsons radio DJs

The blended up lentil-squash soup I made yesterday is basically baby food. I made myself and am feeding myself baby food. Just with turmeric and curry spices. Stupid babies don't have advanced enough palettes for my baby food. Idiot babies

Tom McMillen in the basketball-reference dot com trending player pages listing

@pablo.show I wonder why this random NBA player is trending on basketball-reference dot com? Are you gonna find out?

The Chair Company would've been an absolutely perfect show had it not committed one single cardinal sin (Jim Downey's Douglas promised he'd dress up like a chicken to cheer up the office and they never pay that off)

Why are you always so negative/positive? What are you, some kind of sports fan of a team that keeps you engaged just long enough before they inevitably let you down in all sorts of crushing manners?

Breaux Bridge, Louisiana suggest there's a Jreff Bridge, Louisiana, and also probably a Llroyd Bridge, Louisiana. Will look into this further

More like Jaxson Fart

Jeff Hiller in Pluribus

We love all these books equally, Alan

But they look so tasty!

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

I'm doomed.

I have a question. If they're already red, how do we know when they're done steaming or boiling? Or are they ready to go, that's why they're red already? Just crawl onto my plate, little guys, I'm hungry!

Been sitting on this too long but I must break my silence: North Carolina should be called South Virginia. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

A scene from Homey the Clown

Just got to this part in the Ken Burns documentary

The only thing about Wicked! that I’m curious about is if they explain how Glinda gets/turns into the big pink bubble

Wow! I like all those people, just never have heard of Ted Danson? Some undiscovered, new, young up-and-comer?

Misread your guest's name. Was excited to hear Greta Thunburg calling you a capitalist pig in her intense Norwegian accent

Wonder how Bill feels about his girl standing (and likely being lifted and tossed around) by the two sparkliest GigaChads in all the land...

Will you use any of those story ideas and have real Defectoids or freelancers tackle the coolest subjects?

Johnny Beecher flamed out in Boston so he could Flame on in Calgary

Get into STEM, kids. You'll get paid lots of money and make things that are constantly getting worse for everyone else in the world. Apps, software, etc... only needs to work or make sense about 10 percent of the time and it'll be considered a huge success.

I must once again humbly ask the world's leading climate scientists, do we really need wind, and if not, how can we eliminate it for good?

I forgot to follow along with my dictionary. I was totally lost during that conversation

Will this new format make Roger's blackface minstrel routine 4,000x more racist?

I hate that. The 60s, even in Manhattan, were NOT in 4K. It will look very unrealistic

America's Test Kitchen is great, as are a bunch of PBS shows that are on at random times

I don't WANT the rich and powerful who @pablo.show is exposing through journalism to actually get revenge on him, but I am chuffed by the idea of bald Steve Balmer leading an army of chronic masturbators toward his Manhattan studio, giving orders like, "GOONERS, ATTACK!!!"

Ducks-Avs is just as exciting of a regular season hockey game as it is the absolute worst uniform matchup in the league