Wayne Powell

Updating my LEGO White House

As a now bald child if the 80s music scene, I feel we must ruse up and never allow the existence of the 'comb over mohawk'!

Are you taking me in your luggage?... and why are you ignoring my texts? Maybe because I am hiding in your handbag

oh yes, this is our world now

My nostrils on any given day

The image is an X post by @RealJakeBroe from 7 hours ago, featuring a two-panel comic. The top panel shows a scientist pointing to a chart with a general trend and an outlier, illustrating a rational argument. The bottom panel depicts a person labeled "ANTI VAX" pointing to a similar chart, labeling it "CONSPIRACY THEORY" with "Lies" and an outlier called "IRREFUTABLE PROOF!!!", satirizing irrational arguments. The caption reads, "It is difficult to win an argument with a smart person. It is impossible to win an argument with an idiot."

This captures much of the frustration of today.

This startup grows plants instead of digging mines to extract a critical mineral

Honestly that probably wouldn’t even be that hard to code

YouTube video by TVComedyClipz "MADtv's Darlene McBride: 'Take Back America' Tour | Comedy Special"

Darlene McBride was done as brilliant satire, but almost 30 years later comes across more like disturbing prophecy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI2S...

That would make it a straw man, not a hoax. Again republicans lack any form of logic... even falatial.

Now I just want them all.

This scene is such a modern metaphor because we’re all Dorothy just clutching our pets as hard as we can and talking to our two remaining weirdo friends while the world rains asbestos snow on all of us 24/7

Zelensky wore a suit this time.

Idk sometimes you just need to throw a sandwich at a bitch 🤷‍♂️

Note to Kristi Noem:

It is far better to be mocked in a cartoon for how you look than to be shoved into the back of a U-Haul and kidnapped for how you look.

Know your flags

Wait, what? Pause?

The great thing about Scottish insults to Trump is you don't even have to understand them to enjoy them.

Apparently, babies grow a "micropenis" if they lay on their fathers' chests.

Frankly, I'm surprised that Donald Trump's father was that affectionate.

Stop! Stop! I'm already voting for Mamdani!

The secret to happiness is to know more animals then humans

Not an exaggeration.
@newyorker.com

The reaction I get when I show somebody Merlin, the app that tells you which birds are nearby just by listening to their songs

“Forget about intelligence” is a pretty good mantra for this administration

28% of Americans are "not very concerned" or "not at all concerned" about American adults and kids losing their health insurance.

I am on my third Trajan column...

Donald is so hopelessly ignorant. Here is a photo of the KKK using "America First" in a parade in the 1920s.

If I could be any ice cream topping I would be caramel because I too have gotten progressively saltier since the 90s

Summer is here so it is time to do some archaeologizing. Off to southern Romania 🇷🇴 where they didn't fick up their election!

Progressives mad that Pope Leo isn't more liberal
Conservatives mad he's not more right-wing
Rest of World is like "He's an American, who speaks more than one language, and doesn't own a gun?"