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cause it's a damn good song

irl shrek

yes and drive it on the road like it were a car

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“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc

I don’t think enough credit is given for how fucked up it would be to a regular citizen in the MCU. Imagine the trauma of losing your wife in a random act of violence. Now imagine the guy that did it was dressed as like a bumblebee

i’m sHAWK TUA hear this

tweet from Chicago Trib reporter Rick Pearson: Advisory from IL Dem Gov JB Pritzker’s office on planned Wednesday visit of Homeland Security Secy Kristi Noem to Springfield: “We would urge all pet owners in the region to make sure all of your beloved animals are under watchful protection while the Secretary is in the region.” Can't really think of any Kristi Noem erotica nothing slays horniness faster than Mar-A-Lago face, which is like you took your hands, smush the facial features until their wee tines like Charlie Kirk—also supremely unfuckable—and then add enough lip filler to stuff a narwhal. Anyway, sorry about ruining your sex life.

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Turns out co-worker’s “chocolate lab” just some stupid dog.

Ted Cruz @tedcruz 2d Texan Gina Carano broke barriers in the Star Wars universe: not a princess, not a victim, not some emotionally tortured Jedi. She played a woman who kicked ass & who girls looked up to. She was instrumental in making Star Wars fun again. Of course Disney canceled her. Paul@pablo_honey1. 2d My goal in life is to never do anything that gets Ted Cruz to come to my defense. SK Total Landscaping @Scoarr. 2d All you have to do is marry him.

Ben Franklin on inoculation, after his son died from smallpox.

“In 1736, I lost one of my sons, a fine boy of four years old, by the small-pox, taken in the common way. I long regretted bitterly, and still regret that I had not given it to him by inoculation”.

Adam Driver as Kylo Ren yelling MORE

Costco cashier watching us try to buy a single pack of bagels

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Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have

subtweet. (i agree!)

pine tree

hand holding red apple

sir, what shall we call this sweet yellow tropical fruit???

**looks up** *looks at hand*

imagine shooting this seven times and this was the best take

they should bring them back. same can. no changes

my favorite fun fact is fandom was started and run by jimmy wales.

jimmy: what if wikipedia, but bad

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Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.

can i get an invite

simpsons character pressing button labeled “cringe”

Easy to be flippant, but Trump going on the record to tell the media he is not in control of his govt and is being misinformed by advisors. Someone else is running the country.