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Jason R. Heimbaugh

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I'm kind of boring. =^.^=

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Excellent statement from one of Abugazelah's opponents in the IL-9 Dem primary.

29.10.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1576    πŸ” 329    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
A graphic from F1 media that says "30.3 seconds. Largest winning margin of the season". But the font they've used makes it look like it says Bob instead of 30.3

A graphic from F1 media that says "30.3 seconds. Largest winning margin of the season". But the font they've used makes it look like it says Bob instead of 30.3

Cant believe Bob Seconds won the Mexican Grand Prix. Well done Bob

27.10.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 254    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

23.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12736    πŸ” 6393    πŸ’¬ 324    πŸ“Œ 464
The Nun

The Nun

Hid this behind a keeper’s lunch box in her cubbyhole. She was even more thrilled when she found out it’s a bobblehead. Her non-horror fan boyfriend won’t be when he wakes up to it on his nightstand.

25.10.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

god damn this man’s a fucking legend

23.10.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Adobe Project Indigo error message.

Adobe Project Indigo error message.

This is not a surprise from Adobe. But still…

23.10.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
New York Times: Scott Perry Says Democrats β€˜Hate the Military,’ Echoing Trump’s attacks.

The remarks by the Republican House member from Pennsylvania align with efforts by the president and G.O.P. leaders to portray the political left as un-American.

New York Times: Scott Perry Says Democrats β€˜Hate the Military,’ Echoing Trump’s attacks. The remarks by the Republican House member from Pennsylvania align with efforts by the president and G.O.P. leaders to portray the political left as un-American.

If given the chance, I'd lose my legs all over again to serve in our great military.

The leader of your party is a five-time draft dodger who has fired more Veterans than any other president in our history.

Square that circle then tell me who really hates our military.

23.10.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5294    πŸ” 1671    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 72

A friend of mine once commented that he could now afford a small cocaine habit but understood they don’t come in that size.

Criterion editions are well done.

22.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't even want to donate my Fetterman hoodie. Even if someone has need of it there's no reason to degrade them into wearing that.

22.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rollin’ with Rajah in 2026.

Rajah Caruth joins JR Motorsports for a part-time schedule in the No. 88 HendrickCars.com Chevrolet.

21.10.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7
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This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

18.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 89404    πŸ” 29081    πŸ’¬ 2326    πŸ“Œ 1870

Maybe not...

18.10.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

18.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 15633    πŸ” 4515    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2
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#NoKings Miami!

18.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 36981    πŸ” 8930    πŸ’¬ 198    πŸ“Œ 252
Sunbeams over Indianapolis.

Sunbeams over Indianapolis.

Last race I’m working this year. 8 hour race starting in 2 hours.

18.10.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Administrators at Indiana University baselessly fired the student media director and ordered the student paper to cease its print edition, so it'd sure be a shame if this excellent digital front page were to be widely shared today

issuu.com/idsnews/docs...

17.10.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2099    πŸ” 1407    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 49
Nightfall at IMS.

Nightfall at IMS.

Nightfall at IMS.

Nightfall at IMS.

Nightfall at IMS.

Nightfall at IMS.

Nightfall at IMS.

Nightfall at IMS.

Night falls at the speedway.

16.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lightning McLaren.

Lightning McLaren.

Fire truck rat rod.

Fire truck rat rod.

Dallara ad.

Dallara ad.

Non-stock Camaro.

Non-stock Camaro.

SRO walk around.

16.10.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Early morning IMS

Early morning IMS

Early morning IMS

Early morning IMS

Speedway waking up.

16.10.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reposting for literally one person to see.

16.10.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the most Lucy thing Lucy has ever done. Thank you, founder, CEO, president, grand poobah, and unpaid intern Lucy.

15.10.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very Yes, [Prime] Minister feel to that drawing.

14.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Casey Leopard stares into your soul.

Casey Leopard stares into your soul.

I captioned this photo of Casey at the time as "If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you." Same energy.

14.10.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
But too many of the slaves died in captivity. And so Columbus, desperate to pay back dividends to those who had in-vested, had to make good his promise to fill the ships with gold. In the province of Cicao on Haiti, where he and his men imagined huge gold fields to exist, they ordered all persons fourteen years or older to collect a certain quantity of gold every three months. When they brought it, they were given copper tokens to hang around their necks. Indians found without a copper token had their hands cut off and bled to death.
The Indians had been given an impossible task. The only gold around was bits of dust garnered from the streams. So they fled, were hunted down with dogs, and were killed.

But too many of the slaves died in captivity. And so Columbus, desperate to pay back dividends to those who had in-vested, had to make good his promise to fill the ships with gold. In the province of Cicao on Haiti, where he and his men imagined huge gold fields to exist, they ordered all persons fourteen years or older to collect a certain quantity of gold every three months. When they brought it, they were given copper tokens to hang around their necks. Indians found without a copper token had their hands cut off and bled to death. The Indians had been given an impossible task. The only gold around was bits of dust garnered from the streams. So they fled, were hunted down with dogs, and were killed.

After each six or eight months' work in the mines, which was the time required of each crew to dig enough gold for melting, up to a third of the men died.
While the men were sent many miles away to the mines, the wives remained to work the soil, forced into the excruciating job of digging and making thousands of hills for cassava plants.
Thus husbands and wives were together only once every eight or ten months and when they met they were so exhausted and depressed on both sides... they ceased to pro-create. As for the newly born, they died early because their mothers, overworked and fam-ished, had no milk to nurse them, and for this reason, while I was in Cuba, 7000 children died in three months. Some mothers even drowned their babies from sheer desper-ation.... In this way, husbands died in the mines, wives died at work, and children died from lack of milk ... and in a short time this land which was so great, so powerful and fer-tile... was depopulated... My eyes have seen these acts so foreign to human nature, and now I tremble as I write....

After each six or eight months' work in the mines, which was the time required of each crew to dig enough gold for melting, up to a third of the men died. While the men were sent many miles away to the mines, the wives remained to work the soil, forced into the excruciating job of digging and making thousands of hills for cassava plants. Thus husbands and wives were together only once every eight or ten months and when they met they were so exhausted and depressed on both sides... they ceased to pro-create. As for the newly born, they died early because their mothers, overworked and fam-ished, had no milk to nurse them, and for this reason, while I was in Cuba, 7000 children died in three months. Some mothers even drowned their babies from sheer desper-ation.... In this way, husbands died in the mines, wives died at work, and children died from lack of milk ... and in a short time this land which was so great, so powerful and fer-tile... was depopulated... My eyes have seen these acts so foreign to human nature, and now I tremble as I write....

Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century β€œwoke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.

Below, are the accounts of BartlomΓ© de las Casas.

13.10.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6834    πŸ” 2635    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 107

IndyCar road course test started at 9:00.

13.10.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

11.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6633    πŸ” 1061    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 35
Kay Corleone having the door closed on her at the end of The Godfather

Kay Corleone having the door closed on her at the end of The Godfather

RIP Diane Keaton, I know The Godfather is easy to dismiss as For the Boys but it doesn’t work without an actress who can wordlessly sell this moment

11.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 516    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

The White Sox earned their field sponsorship name with historic levels of sucking. That one is fair.

11.10.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the genuine highlights of my life:

I got to ask John Cleese a question in front of the theater audience.

Heimbaugh: How should we fuck off oh lord?

Cleese: [his longest laugh of the night] Best line of the film. [Then does the scene.]

I made John Fucking Cleese laugh.

09.10.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I love Chicago so much. Their β€œwe will fuck with you” reserves are BOTTOMLESS.

08.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4143    πŸ” 876    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 38

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