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Time to log the fuck in again

Twitter broken. Free Palestine.

Damn me using this app really fell off

God bless us all, avant garde Christ figures, casting into the blue sky ether genius compositions that would’ve done numbers on tw**ter but are destined to merely one or two Likes in this brave new world of sacrifice

Forgetting to pay the gas bill got me feeling like Lloyd Christmas

what’s literally so funny is tomorrow is another day

a fun fact about me is i work in a bookstore

She also gave me a truck nuts keychain today so obviously operating on an unheard of level cognitively

My coworker said if she had a time machine she would go back in time and sleep for one more hour

If you work in service you can get bigger tips by saying thank you w the inflection of coach Taylor on Friday night lights

Another day above ground another opportunity to dress like non-binary beavis and butthead

Oh you thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit? Oh that’s funny cuz THATS FUCKING FUNNY BITCH it’s fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Nnnyeah, nnnyeah… Fuck Fourth of July

This teen on my cross country flight wearing mad baggy jeans boarded the plane w razor scooter and Jansport. Legend

DRAKE: (rapping) whats up girl / (singing) sorry i mean they ~

Fantastic news

Stoned in a hotel by the town where the Blair witch does her thing. I hope she’s been living and loving etc

I can’t believe….if you write the first letters of the months of the year…part of it spells Jason….

Happy pride I saw a Manhattan fruit exchange truck parked by the rim store