Grego Zbyszko

The essential things required to make a Liberal Party leader.

Outstanding.

Look's like the new leader of the Liberal Party is less frightening and creepy than Peter Dutton was.

I just love it when a rat board's a sinking sink.

Well that's a new one. Rats boarding a sinking ship.

I was waiting for the communist call.

If the Australian Elections was a AFL grand final.
The MCG is packed. 1000,000 people. There is a strong wind blowing to the left. The LNP win's the toss. LNP captain Peter Dutton chooses to kick into the wind. We'll kick to the nuclear reactor end he says.
Quarter time it's all over.

Regarding the Australian Federal Election.
If you are voting and some grease from the ridiculously named democracy sausage falls onto the ballot paper does that stain count for a vote for the Liberals or One Nation or Trumpet of Patriots?
Bon appétit.

80% of that meal was probably donated to the local Scientology chapter.

Don't vote for this lot tomorrow thrill seekers.

But Alexander Downer said the Downers were nation builders.

Some one described cockatoos as the hooligans of the bush.

Imagine the security checks that the bloke in the bunny suit had to go through to get that job. Fair enough too.
President Trump's world wide reputation would be destroyed if he was crash tackled by a giant rabbit on the White House lawn.
To me it was a golden opportunity lost forever.

Maybe ANZAC Day wasn't the right day to toss out an this old beta tape.

So the sword is mightier than the pen.

Here's hoping.

I'm pretty sure a balloon on a stick would have been better for the economy.

Why isn't Tim Wilson clearing the windscreen? Then at least he could prove he was actually useful for something.

Some wag once described this man as a sober Barnaby Joyce.

They should remember that too.

So it's the communists on Wall Street that are ruining the US economy and hurting Donald Trump.
Well done comrades.
All power to the Wall Street Bolsheviks.