Tim Lyons

Sorry I missed this, was having a brioche quick-rised in an armpit in Thornbury.

#globalcity

*Between the flags is where the sharks are.*

The fresh food here is cheap, nutritious and good. Try something new.

Amazing a bloke that could write this would also think all the grad students are horny for him.

Excellent. The AFP can do a more controlled detonation.

Really enjoying the #ashes. I hope the visiting fans are having a lovely time.

Very patrician to think the slaves hadn’t noticed eh?

Whatever gets ya thru the night buddy

It should be legal to [redacted] or even [very redacted] these.

Far-fetched. It won't take till '77.

95% of organizations got zero return on AI investment in MIT study Companies are investing tens of billions of dollars in generative AI with little to show for it.

They're also claiming we can't let Australia miss out on the economic benefits of AI but what's weird is there are still no proven economic benefits. In fact an MIT study found 95% of organisations studied got ZERO return on their AI investments: www.axios.com/2025/08/21/a...

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Spartans didn't like sending their citizen army far as their serfs / slaves outnumbered them 7-1. The antebellum US south was obsessed with the possibility of slave revolt. And the tech bros know exactly how long they'd actually last in their end-times bunkers if there are human staff.

Tech bros lack originality even in their paranoias. The rich fearing that a slave revolt will murder them in their beds is not exactly new........

Testing a theory

Surprised by "The FT View: do some foils of black tar heroin in the loos"

Every interview with a right-wing politician is like: "Mr. Hitler is adamant: If we sacrifice enough children, Santa Claus will come back and deliver 5% GDP growth. But I have to ask him: Do you ever worry that your relentless advocacy for working folks offends the rootless cosmopolitan parasites?"

Incredible that you could be the head of government of a G7 country that has nuclear weapons and get 'silenced'

If The Australian #10 makes 50, the opposition skipper has to walk down Vulture St to the West End pubs while people throw pineapples at them. Queensland law.

6 for minus 2 at halfway

Rarely enjoyed an #ashes session more TBH. Just grind the bastards into the earth.

Bloke would probably take some airborne speccie leg side to a left hander and everyone would just nod

3rd keeper in the 11. Makes sense.

Is there nothing Starc can't do on a cricket field? The Boland 100 is next. #ashes.

Backwards on a chair: "A carpenter who fell out with the authorities. Interesting."

Large Weak Extra Hot Skim Capp Double Cupped Low Froth 3 Equal Sleeve & Lid Plus Jesus Thanks.

"cost them millions" but did it? really? what is cost?

Odds on somebody down here has sent a "Super Beast" pitch with a plan to get an RSE licence..............