Captain Tom

The same guy who "doesn’t want to hear about affordability" posted about his new marble bathroom 7 times last week.

The Onion: DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’

*Nearly all seafood, ~60% of fresh fruit and ~40% of veggies are imported.

*Research shows imported food has been increasingly linked to outbreaks.

*Foodborne illnesses (i.e.🦠 listeria, e. coli, salmonella🦠) can cause severe illness and death.

people will lose 600% of their weight

if you outlaw sandwiches, only outlaws will have sandwiches

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

Tweet from David Miller: "At least his fellow Zionist Sadiq Khan waited to step into office on his first day as Mayor of London before dancing on the graves of Palestinians by having a photoshoot with Britain's 'Chief Rabbi' and the Netanyahu adviser Mark Regev. Mamdani is showing who he works for even before he gets in the door. An awful Zionist charlatan."

I do not think all anti-Zionists are antisemitic, but anti-Zionists who label Zohran Mamdani a "Zionist" simply because he condemned swastikas drawn on a Jewish day school in Brooklyn are in fact antisemites.

November 15 Community Day of Action · Indivisible Brooklyn We marched, now we organize! On November 15th (date updated!), organizations across NYC are planning concrete actions you can take to continue to say NO KINGS and HANDS OFF NYC! Together we will share...

Hey, friends in NYC! Please do sign up and save the day for the 11/15 Hands Off NYC Day of Community Action to push back against ICE in our city! (I'm gonna be helping organize something - it's gonna be fun!)

The position of the US government is that a subway sandwich is a weapon whose use merits prosecution (and three attempts to obtain a felony indictment) but that the use of tear gas on large crowds of civilians is not serious or dangerous.

The best Who album

The camel poop problem would be significant

No Democrat should vote for any spending bill that does not explicitly prevent Donald Trump from targeting areas that don’t vote for him. The language has to be clear enough that even this Supreme Court can’t ignore it. Until then, no votes

If these elections had gone the other way — if the Democratic Party had underperformed or even lost one of these contests — then every commentator under the sun would say, rightfully, that Democrats were in disarray; that even the president’s deep unpopularity couldn’t keep them afloat with voters. But Tuesday was a Democratic victory. And the party didn’t just win — it won by commanding majorities on virtually every field of play. In polls, in focus groups and now at the ballot box, the public is telling us something very clearly: Trump is simply too much. If this is an opportunity for Democrats to win back lost ground — and it is — then it is also a warning to a Republican Party that has tied its entire identity to the man from Mar-a-Lago.

i closed out my column this week with this preemptive jab at basically every commentator currently looking for ways to say that last night didn’t count

As a Jew, it’s gross watching Jonathan Greenblatt sit on @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social dunk on @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to proudly launch a fucking Mamdani Monitor after Greenblatt assertively defended Elon Musk & tells you everything you need to know about Greenblatt & his “leadership” of ADL.

Cap punches Hitler, from Cap America #1.

Evergreen post.

It's clearly the mandated talking point -- the appointed Trumpist stooge on NBC last night said the same thing

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

Lmao this guy LITERALLY saying we can't win on policy or at the ballot box, we only win on gamesmanship. Unreal statement to make.

Cycling in America.

CBP Quietly Launches Face Scanning App for Local Cops To Do Immigration Enforcement The app, called Mobile Identify and available on the Google Play Store, is specifically for local and regional law enforcement agencies working with ICE on immigration enforcement.

New from 404 Media: CBP has quietly launched a facial recognition app for local cops to do immigration enforcement. Scans their face, tells cops whether to contact ICE about this person or not. A truly rapid expansion of ICE's facial recognition app to local cops
www.404media.co/cbp-quietly-...

I want you to think about the worst person you know and how miserable they are

and use that as motivation to keep going

we are going to win

Thank you

Looking forward to snagging a cheap apartment

so it turns out that fascism is unpopular

lol “Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works”, NYC fusion voting edition

Musk just retweets whatever paranoid crank shit he sees at this point.

folks we still got prop 50 coming in CA

if you’re in line to lib out stay in line

Also Park Slope

These Trumpist pundits make network coverage unwatchable (just listened to some idiot lie, distort, and spin on NBC)

There are more of us than there are of them.