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Chairman of Anthrocon since 1998. Doctorate in chemistry. Raconteur. Hack writer. Grumpy old man. Questions? Email please: unclekage01@gmail.com

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And finally, I am a comedian. There are some awful people out there, and I figure that the best way to deal with them is to point out just how silly they are. Point at them and laugh.

But it seems that I'm not good at it. I'm sorry. I'll stop.

10.07.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

And yes, I had my picture taken with him. Fifteen years ago.

If you prefer, I will simply refuse any requests for pictures from now on. "No, I'm sorry, you can't have a photo because you may do something horrible ten years from now and I don't want to be associated with that."

10.07.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to make one thing clear. An unwelcome person snuck into our fursuit parade. I was standing by the escalators and saw every single suit that went by, and I did not see him. I still don't know how he got by me, but if I had spotted him, I would have said, "Hold it. You...come here."

10.07.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 139    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Mel Brooks

09.07.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You do realize, I hope, that if someone shows up at an event with the specific intent of causing an uproar in order to get attention, screaming about it is only giving them the attention that they seek and will encourage them to try it again.

09.07.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Four Stooges Comedy
Show
Thursday, Jul 3 โ€ข 7-9:30 PM
City Winery Pittsburgh
1627 Smallman St, Pittsburgh, PA 15222, USA
30 minutes before
= A scientifically-inclined cockroach, an otherworldly ferret, a tipsy badger, and a spicy triangle dog walk into City Winery...Join this cadre of comedians for an evening of comedy and music away from the hustle and bustle of the convention center. Relax, have some food and a beverage at City Winery's breathtaking performance venue while our curious quartet brings the fun of Anthrocon to a brand new space!
City Winery is at 1627 Smallman St., just 1000 yards (4.5 furlongs) from the Convention Center and conveniently located on our shuttle's Red
*2 DRINK MINIMUM APPLIES PER VENUE, MUST BE 21+*

Four Stooges Comedy Show Thursday, Jul 3 โ€ข 7-9:30 PM City Winery Pittsburgh 1627 Smallman St, Pittsburgh, PA 15222, USA 30 minutes before = A scientifically-inclined cockroach, an otherworldly ferret, a tipsy badger, and a spicy triangle dog walk into City Winery...Join this cadre of comedians for an evening of comedy and music away from the hustle and bustle of the convention center. Relax, have some food and a beverage at City Winery's breathtaking performance venue while our curious quartet brings the fun of Anthrocon to a brand new space! City Winery is at 1627 Smallman St., just 1000 yards (4.5 furlongs) from the Convention Center and conveniently located on our shuttle's Red *2 DRINK MINIMUM APPLIES PER VENUE, MUST BE 21+*

I have been told I have to promote this by the tiny voice that screams at me โ€œYou need to get booked at some pointโ€ so be advised this is where I plan to do anything blue this year, because technically if it happens off site did it really happen?

Hope youโ€™ll come by.

01.07.2025 09:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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If you are going to Anthrocon, youโ€™ll be able to pick up a FREE piece of my original artwork of a Doc Rat character. Go to Bill Holbrookโ€™s Kevin and Kell table. It requires one purchase of a very cheap Doc Rat eBook, and then the bonus free art can be yours.

30.06.2025 05:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black cat swimming underwater surrounded by colorful fish

A black cat swimming underwater surrounded by colorful fish

A girl with blond hair, a girl with orange hair riding on top of a pack of wolves with yellow eyes

A girl with blond hair, a girl with orange hair riding on top of a pack of wolves with yellow eyes

In case you missed it: the Harris Theater in Pittsburgh is featuring special discounted screenings of FLOW and WOLFWALKERS for #Anthrocon attendees! ๐Ÿ“ฝ

๐Ÿฑ FLOW: Fri, July 4 at 3pm trustarts.org/production/1...

๐Ÿบ WOLFWALKERS: Sat, July 5 at 4pm trustarts.org/production/1...

27.06.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 149    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

I do, too. I see these people parading around and spewing their hate and I would love to come up with a way to needle them, to make them see just how idiotic they look. But I missed the mark pretty badly. I didn't mean to offend decent people, and I apologize.

27.06.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Then vs Now

This #Anthrocon marks 10 years of me organizing/hosting Anthrocon's Fursuit Dance Competition. I've been doing Floor Wars for even longer (since 2012).

I'm humbled to have helped grow this community and event to where it is โค๏ธ

๐Ÿ“ธ
@aolun.bsky.social / @kazeshiba.dog #FursuitFriday

27.06.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 137    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last year, the North Carolina senate approved a bill that would criminalize wearing a surgical mask in public, but which allowed Klansmen to wear hoods. At the time I tried to call out what I saw as blatant institutionalized racism, but the callout was misconstrued.

My apologies for being unclear.

27.06.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Onsite, of course, we must be restrained and observe proper decorum.

But this is not onsite. We can talk about whatever we want to. And we intend to.

(Note: you must be 21 or over and there is a 2-drink minimum. For us, at least.)

Thursday of #anthrocon2025

26.06.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A promotional poster set in the theme of an underwater shipwreck and a black and white photo of Uncle Kage, Boozy Badger, Pepper Coyote and Alkali Bismuth. The poster reads:

The Four Stooges! Live at City Winery Thursday Night July 3rd, 7-9:30pm (Doors open at 6pm). City Winery is at 1627 Smallman Street, just 1000 years (4.5 furlongs) from the Convention Center and conveniently located on our shuttle's Red Route (Hampton Inn stop).

A promotional poster set in the theme of an underwater shipwreck and a black and white photo of Uncle Kage, Boozy Badger, Pepper Coyote and Alkali Bismuth. The poster reads: The Four Stooges! Live at City Winery Thursday Night July 3rd, 7-9:30pm (Doors open at 6pm). City Winery is at 1627 Smallman Street, just 1000 years (4.5 furlongs) from the Convention Center and conveniently located on our shuttle's Red Route (Hampton Inn stop).

๐Ÿคฃ A NEW stand-up event is coming to #Anthrocon #AC2025! ๐Ÿคช

Join four familiar comics at the City Winery in Pittsburgh's Strip District, on Thursday July 3. No admission or badge required, and accessible by foot, car or our Red Route shuttles!

Location: maps.app.goo.gl/j5p6wrshKQri...

25.06.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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F igured Iโ€™d share this here since @papabarks.bsky.social event in the fight against ALS is around the corner.

A comic by @skippylynn.bsky.social

Please check out papabarks.org to see more about our event. We kick off our event on July 11th. For more info about the event and this art see below:

21.06.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 412    ๐Ÿ” 118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Spotted on the same vehicle.

#irony #FAFO

19.06.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You treated them to dinner at CVS?

19.06.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you misspell "Noodle"?

18.06.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Fisher King (The Story of the Fisher King - Park Scene)
YouTube video by Stellar Spas The Fisher King (The Story of the Fisher King - Park Scene)

youtu.be/igAvHN_g6Zc?si

15.06.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having an interesting philosophical discussion. Started with questions about Furry, followed by a challenge to "define humanity."

Humanity, I said, is offering aid to another not because there is a legal or social requirement, nor for any tangible reward, but solely because that other needs help.

15.06.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Before they take it down and claim it never happened:

The colors on either side of the stars form the flag of Russia. ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ

15.06.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I have known people who stormed the beaches of Normandy.

I have known people who were members of the NSDAP in Germany.

I have known people who were conscripted as Kamimaze pilots by the IJN.

I find myself now the custodian of their stories.

"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori."

##Nokingsday

14.06.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was my duty.

14.06.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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By the way, this was me on April 22, 2017.

14.06.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 119    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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This gentleman driving by disagreed with the message we were communicating. He kept asking "What makes you think he wants to be a king?" He was at least civil about it, but I did not think that I was able to explain it in terms that he would understand.

14.06.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cary, NC, at 11:00 am today. Quite the turnout. Very proud of my town.

#Nokingsday
@motherjones.com

14.06.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Let's not. MTG will immediately accuse Democrats of manipulating the weather and will call for the arrest of all meteorologists.

13.06.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wine flowing. Not yet naptime. Will advise. nt,nd,dlfdd

08.06.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I see your shirt and raise you...

08.06.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There was @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com, @alkalibismuth.bsky.social, @quotationmarks.bsky.social, @kofulion.bsky.social, @chittebengo.bsky.social, many of my dear old colleagues from the scientific community, neighbors, Grandma Kage, and many others...

I may cry. In fact, I am. ๐Ÿฅฒ

Love you all.

08.06.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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