Punk Curmudgeon

MAGA is literally saying @colorado.gov should be executed but he continues to pander to Trump in hopes of a job. They want you in a camp at best man. How do I take back my vote for you?!

@colorado.gov has become a huge disappointment and is pandering to MAGA for a job when they would rather toss him in a camp. I wish I hadn't voted for him.

A photo shows a man in a suit warmly hugging a woman in a sleeveless patterned dress. They smile as his head rests on her shoulder and her arm wraps across his chest. Two bright yellow speech bubbles are edited on top. From the man: So Im NOT the worst President ever? From the woman: Not anymore, baby. Not anymore. The backdrop is a gray wall.

Still awful

Graham Linehan @Glinner: Trans ideology. The movement that ruined rainbows and boobs.

That's funny -- my appreciation of both remains unaffected.

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Imagine having to consult an LLM to roast somebody at a party (that you were definitely invited to in real life because you’re so cool and popular)

I want to work for Elon just for the single experience of him taking a photo of me at a Christmas party and then doing his drug addled command "Aha... Ha... Haw... Vulgar please... " And then Grok basically calling me a chink.

Because I'm Asian. Get it? Hilarious.

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Super villain shit

“Ah ha, haw, Grok, say all the slurs I’m not allowed to say”

Wild shit

#stolenmeme

His flex is that it can be racist and use words no one wants to here except if you are racist. Weird flex but ok

Satirical political scene inside a legislature. Rows of officials raise their right hands as if taking an oath. In the front left, a large cutout of a man with swept hair, sunglasses, and a dark jacket with a campaign style logo holds a cellphone. Bold caption text says he calls 911 to report radical left extremists because they pledge loyalty to the Constitution instead of him and orders their arrest, calling it total treason. The image mocks authoritarian behavior.

A poster style image shows a man in a red hat and dark suit looking upward. Behind him is a US Coast Guard ship on dark water. Large white text fills the lower half with a red Breaking tag. The headline reads, Trumps Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas and nooses as hate symbols.

He’s fixing the things real Americans care about…

Even though you're too fucking stupid to realize you've joined a Nazi movement, you're still a Nazi.

I'll always be there. After that you are on your own.

#stolenmeme

Chaotic scene in a formal chamber. Several men in suits lean over and grab at a seated older man with glasses as he holds a microphone. Hands and arms press in from every side, suggesting a scuffle or struggle. A woman in orange gestures behind them. The mood is tense and crowded. Large bold yellow meme text across the top and bottom reads: Bubba was also the name of Ghislaine Maxwells horse.

I don't get it. Is there more stupidity I don't know about him beyond mushrooms and being a fooking liar about being vaccinated?

LOL

Is the scandal that the GOP are nazis? Because I feel like the camps were a bit of a giveaway

The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.

This is gross, but hey: game recognizes game.

www.propublica.org/article/andr...

The correct thing to do in this scenario, when faced with a misogynistic, moronic boor, is to tell him that he's being a boor. If people had done that to Donald Trump 40 years ago instead of trying to ingratiate themselves to the rich guy, we wouldn't be here now.

Worst part is that we both know if we did that we would get a ticket right away...

@troubl3.bsky.social not my pic but a radar car with expired plates....... JFC

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live MacGruber: Epstein Files - SNL

#releasethefiles youtu.be/lHpa62eTUTg?...

Water water everywhere, let's all have a drink!

Photo of a bearded man in a dark cap with a patch and mirrored sunglasses, smiling at the camera. A dark blue flag with gold stars is blurred behind him. The bottom half is a white panel with bold black text that reads: New York city is doomed, according to a white guy who is afraid to go there.

Musk making the Nazi salute with a a red and black X armband, breast-feeding Trump, and he has an inverted Tesla car in the rear-end

Recent large anti-Musk street art in Paris. It really shows how hated he is, you never see anything like this in Paris, even about "our" far-right politicians. By coincidence, they could use the inverted car, one of the few symbols to have emerged in Parisian street art in recent years.

Careful, my Soros check keeps bouncing. Get the cash up front.

Grandma was wise

"Well, there's someone for everyone." -- my grandmother, in much different context