Andy Blip

3) actually start trying out the slice function then realise you’re tired and haven’t eaten dinner and give up.

Korg EMX-1

2) then ignore the DT2 to tinker with stuff on the EMX-1

1) finally get round to updating the DT2 with the os that has the slice function.

That’s some pretty tremendous procrastination

Getting the lurgy in time for the weekend. Textbook.

That Trump letter reminds me of some classic Simpsons

I think I grabbed the last one 🙂

You had me there for a minute 🤣

It's well known that if the police find out a nightclub is dealing drugs or having regular fights break out they simply ignore it as it's an adult space.

Visual voicemail failing

Scottish accents still baffle computers.

Also, 0141 SEX SEX 870 is very 90s late night TV premium phone ads

Thoughts and prayers.

There’s always a tweet.

Also, why the fuck did he tweet like he was sending a text on a Nokia 3310?!

It’s been a while…

Cheers my good man!

Hello newbies! Have a starter pack of UK(ish) electronica(ish) artists… go.bsky.app/RRUFxTR

Just went on the wee yin’s school website to check something and it has a visitor counter.

Getting geocities flashbacks.

KOM - Killed on a mountain

As usual @sandraduffy.bsky.social is absolutely right.

The UK state in Northern Ireland has quite the documented record of killing and torturing.

See also: UK war crimes and similar in Kenya, Afghanistan, and Iraq.

Bobby Boy George

Brilliant!

That was class. The very end too… *chef’s kiss*

Urgh

Happy new year!

Halcyon days

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Me asleep under the Christmas tree

Hope you all have a good one whatever you celebrate (or don’t) this time of year.

Decided out of curiosity to weigh it. FFS.

And I’ve become very distrusting of any email I get that is more than a couple of sentences.

I know you can respond in a few words to my question. I’m on to you.

My anger at havjng to use ms teams and being bombarded with “oh please please please add a copilot tab” has been replaced with realising outlook now has a “have a chat with copilot” button that I can’t get rid of

a man in a black shirt is talking about a man got to have a code . ALT: a man in a black shirt is talking about a man got to have a code .

I defo need to rewatch it. I think enough time has passed that I can go in fresh again.