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they / she · transfem multitudes · nervous dykefag gymbro · occult · always wishing to exist at a slower frequency · always procrastinating three different art forms at once · existentialist punk-adjacent doomer · weed goth

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Latest posts by synthfag.bsky.social on Bluesky

nvm it's not him, but some managerial person in his crypto company

11.02.2025 05:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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we have reached rabbit hole rock bottom an increasingly wild tale of spiritual tiktoks, hyperpop, NFTs, white supremacy, cults and even more NFTs

Oh hey, I'm pretty sure OP is the (current/former?) suicide-cult leader / NFT grifter detailed in this post: maia.crimew.gay/posts/brg/

11.02.2025 05:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Stop trying to "lock the fuck in", you're so sexy ahaha

28.12.2024 20:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need a shrimptin print subscription

It would fix me

27.12.2024 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

is Star Citizen is just a form of findom

08.12.2024 23:44 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The One Great was inside you all along

26.08.2024 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Elden ring players... Two fingers? Three?? Look down, there's TEN of them and it owns

26.08.2024 15:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

#UnknownArmies one-shot about a cult of Nimrod, and their scheme to Attack And Dethrone Bugs Bunny

20.06.2024 11:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they’re caramelizing your ass in the onion chat

17.06.2024 02:32 — 👍 353    🔁 45    💬 13    📌 14

they're aerating your ass in the wine chat

18.06.2024 02:53 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 2

They're beating your ass in the bakery chat

18.06.2024 11:37 — 👍 17    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 3

Can anyone tell me whether Explosions In The Sky named themselves after a Placebo lyric?

18.06.2024 12:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

now with alt text 💜✨

12.06.2024 10:54 — 👍 132    🔁 54    💬 4    📌 1

I think answer #1 here is "social media engagement"

12.06.2024 08:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a moth circling the lightbulb orbiting

a moth circling the lightbulb orbiting

12.06.2024 07:24 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I loved The Lighthouse

10.06.2024 07:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"robert eggers" is the name of a nest thief dinosaur in a dinosaur cartoon

10.06.2024 07:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my fallible mortal vessel is at a business meeting. My astral body is in the mind palace playing team fortress. Someone called "Gülenist Peter Griffin" just hit me with a fish 23 times

12.05.2024 08:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

have people who don't listen to Death Grips even considered that "piss" is an onomatopoeia

11.05.2024 09:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

why do they call it "ugly crying" when it's actually one of the most soothing and beautiful things that can happen to you when you're very sad

11.05.2024 08:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Self-soothing life hack: Learn to be the sort of person that you want to be soothed by

09.04.2024 12:23 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

This is my cabbage, Slawson Malone

14.03.2024 17:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is my lizard, Ulrich Snouts

14.03.2024 17:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Egg punk is like if Primus made listenable music

14.03.2024 17:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Caffeine save me. Caffeine please

16.02.2024 14:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"and so, by systematically forgetting about its pre-1933 colonial atrocities, Germany became a white supremacist culture that thinks it's better than the other white supremacists"

11.02.2024 08:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

whereas my take would be more like "anti-nazism without anti-imperialism is just a rejection of the *aesthetic* of nazism, without rejecting its foundations"

11.02.2024 08:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

without having more context, it sounds a lot like 'Sonderweg' theory

which I've mostly seen from fiercely pro-Israel historians like Daniel Goldhagen

11.02.2024 08:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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