Matt

How do we keep making Doku look like Mara-fucking-dona

Gakpo has to score that

Gvardiol’s foul on Wirtz is the most obvious yellow card you’ll see in months, yet no card

Sky could replace Mike Dean and his salary by making a sign that says “Correct decision”

Midfield completely anonymous
Defence shite
Forwards lacking
Refs and VAR awful

That is a ridiculous decision

We had one against us with someone 5 yards offside with a defender in front of our keeper

Haaland had a little look that way before taking the penalty, I think he read it right rather than guessing

Awful from Konate

In the cold light of day, can someone explain to me why Kerkez is still starting over Robbo

Their left back with the appalling hairline is a diving prick

Being a Ekitike on to finish this

Bradley is getting hooked at half time

Also
Robbo is better than Kerkez right now

This feels like too many new players all trying to make sure that the new player gets a goal / assist

Just be brutal

I'm sorry but I refuse point blank to believe that Philip Faircloth-Mutton is a real person.

Chieisa the best player on the pitch

Ekitike not far behind until the dumb sending off

Ridiculous from Endo. Him and Gomez have been very poor

Chieisa the best Liverpool player so far, effort, chances and an assist. Frimpong and Gomez way off the pace, Endo not far behind them

Frimpong is playing like he’s been in the boozer all afternoon

Frimpong has given the ball away about four times already. Endo and Gomez also guilty of being sloppy in possession

If the ref had played 10 seconds more we probably would have scored from that break, it was 5 on 2, with 2 Everton players chasing back

Ekitike always comes across so well in interviews
An old head on young shoulder

I know that Salah was given offside, but he has to take that on his right foot and not give Tarkowski the opportunity to get a tackle in

Grealish and Tarkowski throwing themselves to the ground any time a player is near them

That Haaland chance where he hit the post has the Ljinders stamp all over it, the press and spring from midfield

I can see Robbo getting an extended run in the team now

Uninspiring stuff so far and need to be a bit less predictable second half

Liverpool break with Chiesa on the left, Salah gets rugby tackled off the ball and apparently that’s ok.

Is Kerkez a bit shit?

This is possibly the worse game of football I’ve ever watched